Comments | morwen_peredhil: Sparkly vampire book

morwen_peredhil

Sparkly vampire book

Jul 30, 2008 17:17

I have obtained the first seven chapters, although there's no way I'm going to actually read all that tripe. But just in case you were wondering if Stephenie Meyer's writing has improved since Twilight (the only one I've read), the answer is NO. Also, Edward still farts rainbow sparkles and Bella, as personality-free as ever, still slavishly adores ( Read more... )

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clare009 July 30 2008, 21:33:33 UTC

Oh lordy - that is godawful. I've been warned about those books. I will stay away.

daygloparker July 30 2008, 22:05:12 UTC

OH MAN. I - suddenly feel quite good about my own skills.

xanath July 31 2008, 03:13:33 UTC

Likewise. If I ever write anything that bad, I hope my friends will tell me so it never sees the light of day.

dangermousie July 30 2008, 22:13:11 UTC

This quote...so awesome. ROFL.

ancarett July 30 2008, 22:54:56 UTC

Tiny wee edit is needed, methinks:

Like always, as soon as I started thinking about Edward, I was impelled to spork my eyes out. . . .

greycoupon July 30 2008, 23:44:51 UTC

Someone... maybe you(?) linked to a Twilight sporking complete with quotes a while back. Any idea what I am talking about?

Am I correct that Bella and Edward have *whispers* s-e-x in this book?

Wait... he FARTS rainbow sparkles? Really? I knew there was some connection of sparkles to the series.

morwen_peredhil July 31 2008, 03:45:11 UTC

They have the S-E-X, but only after they're married. And she immediately gets knocked up with a Magic Glitter Baby, even though vampires are not supposed to be able to breed. How...original.