BtVS 2.20-2.22
2.20 "Go Fish":
• Hey, it's Wentworth Miller! (Too bad I had to break up with his current show over the Dr. Sara debacle.)
• Willow the Interrogator!
• Angel attempted to eat Wentworth Miller! I can die happy now.
• The moral of this story: Take fish-DNA steroids to keep vampires from eating you.
• Almost gang-raped by a swim team of fishmen? *shudder*
2.21 "Becoming, Part 1":
• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Knee breeches! Pirate shirt! Floppy hair! Sideburns!
• What I really want to know is why, when DB could still barely act in his native accent, the writers thought it was a good idea for him to try his hand at an Irish one? And did Heroes hire the same Irish dialect coach or what?
• Who removed Willow's eyebrows and drew them back on with what looks like magic marker? And why?
• DRU! I didn't realize she had the psychic powers before Angel drove her insane and turned her.
• Homeless, rat-eating Angel! Lurking! Stalking lollipop-sucking jailbait!Buffy!
• JAILBAIT!BUFFY MAKES ANGEL WANT TO BECOME SOMEONE. Will "becoming someone" involve taking his shirt off? Because I'm all for that.
• LEATHER PANTS! LEATHER PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS OF GREAT TIGHTNESS! LEATHER PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS OF GREAT JOY!
• Will getting his soul back make Angel stop wearing the hotter-than-fuck leather pants? If it does, I think they need to reconsider the whole recursing thing.
2.22 "Becoming, Part 2":
• SPIKE! His accent seems much better now that I've heard Angel's "Irish" one. Spike and Buffy fighting and bickering looks like it could be almost as fun as the Buffy/Angel version someday.
• Joyce and Spike living room awkwardness! "You hit me with an ax one time."
• Spike/Drusilla warms the cockles of my cold, hard little heart. She's such a mad little bit of a thing and he's so oddly sweet with her.
• The only thing that could have made the Buffy/Angel sword fight better would have been for Angel to have taken off his shirt beforehand.
• OH NO OH NO SHE'S GOING TO KILL HIM JUST AS THE CURSE GIVES HIM HIS SOUL BACK ISN'T SHE? OR SHE'S NOT GOING TO BELIEVE HIM.
• NO SHE BELIEVES BUT SHE HAS TO KILL HIM ANYWAY TO SAVE THE WORLD? NOT FAIR, SHOW! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
• "CLOSE YOUR EYES." KILL ME. KILL ME NOW. FUCK.
I AM DEAD, FLIST. DEAD. DEAD OF SORROW. MY HEART, IT HAS TURNED TO DUST.
• Hey, it's Wentworth Miller! (Too bad I had to break up with his current show over the Dr. Sara debacle.)
• Willow the Interrogator!
• Angel attempted to eat Wentworth Miller! I can die happy now.
• The moral of this story: Take fish-DNA steroids to keep vampires from eating you.
• Almost gang-raped by a swim team of fishmen? *shudder*
2.21 "Becoming, Part 1":
• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Knee breeches! Pirate shirt! Floppy hair! Sideburns!
• What I really want to know is why, when DB could still barely act in his native accent, the writers thought it was a good idea for him to try his hand at an Irish one? And did Heroes hire the same Irish dialect coach or what?
• Who removed Willow's eyebrows and drew them back on with what looks like magic marker? And why?
• DRU! I didn't realize she had the psychic powers before Angel drove her insane and turned her.
• Homeless, rat-eating Angel! Lurking! Stalking lollipop-sucking jailbait!Buffy!
• JAILBAIT!BUFFY MAKES ANGEL WANT TO BECOME SOMEONE. Will "becoming someone" involve taking his shirt off? Because I'm all for that.
• LEATHER PANTS! LEATHER PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS OF GREAT TIGHTNESS! LEATHER PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS OF GREAT JOY!
• Will getting his soul back make Angel stop wearing the hotter-than-fuck leather pants? If it does, I think they need to reconsider the whole recursing thing.
2.22 "Becoming, Part 2":
• SPIKE! His accent seems much better now that I've heard Angel's "Irish" one. Spike and Buffy fighting and bickering looks like it could be almost as fun as the Buffy/Angel version someday.
• Joyce and Spike living room awkwardness! "You hit me with an ax one time."
• Spike/Drusilla warms the cockles of my cold, hard little heart. She's such a mad little bit of a thing and he's so oddly sweet with her.
• The only thing that could have made the Buffy/Angel sword fight better would have been for Angel to have taken off his shirt beforehand.
• OH NO OH NO SHE'S GOING TO KILL HIM JUST AS THE CURSE GIVES HIM HIS SOUL BACK ISN'T SHE? OR SHE'S NOT GOING TO BELIEVE HIM.
• NO SHE BELIEVES BUT SHE HAS TO KILL HIM ANYWAY TO SAVE THE WORLD? NOT FAIR, SHOW! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
• "CLOSE YOUR EYES." KILL ME. KILL ME NOW. FUCK.
I AM DEAD, FLIST. DEAD. DEAD OF SORROW. MY HEART, IT HAS TURNED TO DUST.