Corn on the cob

[morty_baby]

I have been eating a LOT of corn on the cob. Every day for weeks now. Strangely enough, it usually takes me a WEEK or two to expel the corn that apparently I eat like a typewriter *ding!* and then next couple rows *ding!* and don't actually chew my corn *ding! rimshot* So now every day I get to see uneaten corn in my poop. You're welcome.

Comments

[achinhibitor]

The whole question is a deep philosophical problem. I think a better choice is FLUFFER and STUNT COCK.

Perhaps you can get appropriate icons stenciled on them:

[morty_baby]

I don't want to actually be kicked off a piece of beach where condos go for a million a pop so any words like 'stunt' aren't going to work. Or probably even pictures of acrobatic chickens. And how insensitive of you, you KNOW that I just lost a chicken *sniff*