There's a noise...
And that noise would sound like...
@%$#^@#$&&%^*&^#@$!^^%!#%%&@#^%&*%%@$^%&$%$%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the reason is because...
Ifuckinghatehormones...thosestupidsonofabitchcuntwhorebastards...
The noise is so loud... so loud and persistent.
Give me a spork. Cut out my insides and cook them. Feed them to a starving Ethiopian. I don't fucking care!
I felt my insides stage a revolution. They banded together to conquer my sanity. They banded together under the flag of the spork... the rusty spork. They began to dig out wide tunnels with these sporks. I'm going to get lockjaw.