"You look like you're smoking something you know that." "Yep, and it's damn good too."
Boredom, did this last night while playing WoW, running on lack of sleep and probably a little delirious with the heat 8D, it's getting hotter here every year I swear. Anyways I promised fataltruth that she'd be able to see this when she got home from school thus... yeah! Here it be.
Putting it in a LJ-cut to spare my layout as well as the friendspage of you guys. BUT LOOK THOUGH!!!
KIKU'S WORLD OF WARCRAFT ADVENTURES;
EPISODE ONE;
Yes I do know I've had this game for ages and only now have reached Tanaris, stfu, it was hard to get a character above level 20 before BC came out. This is my main btw; she's fucking awesome if I do say so myself. Anyways on with the show!
So here I am, chillaxing in Gadge as I call it, not doing much cause I just signed on. I love this place though, I don't know why it just fucking pwns, Sandstorms ftw man. I still cannot get over the weather effects, they are bloody brillant!
Here's Soleril, my level 46 hunter! This is probably the highest level I've ever got a WoW character to date, it makes me feel slightly lame but w/e. I have to say she's awesome despite the constant glaring look, but w/e she'll fuck up your shit anyday peeps. As will her awesome pet...
Rem! Lolz, I totally got the name for Tales of the Abyss, one of the month names is Rem which makes me all giggly inside. I used to have a pet named Undine but I ditched her for Rem. I've got a weakness for white tigers okay? Stfu.
Here's my mount. I named him Dante. I decided that it's a him and that he's name was going to be Dante. He looks like a devious bastard and is red thus totally suits the name. I sound like a nutter each time I saw this little fucker suggests the most dummest things ever. Yeah fuck you too Dante. :[
Don't ask me why I took this screencap, I just did for the sake of it. These little bastards are fucking scary. Oneday I was in Booty Bay and someone from my guild was pwning this stupid Priest who was flagged and those little goblins came out of nowhere and SWAMED my friend. Hiliarity. Then this Paladin was doing the same and everytime the Goblins came after him he RAN THE FUCK AWAY... or swam, it was pure gold watching it.
Here's the problem with Neutral towns, there are more often than note little Gnomes around. And I hate Gnomes, they are little fuckers that I wanna squash underneath my shoe a hundred or so times. They may look cute but I swear to go they are the most devilish things EVER.
See! I rest my case.
I was buying some more ammo when I saw this, it made me go "wtf" loudly. I'll have you know that little Yeti was out for blood man. IT WAS OUT FOR BLOOD. After I took that cap, the Yeti maimed the green chick's face off and started killing the rest of the townsfolk...
Ok so that isn't true, but it would be have hilarious.
Sannnnd. It gets everywhere. Fucking sand. But I like the lanscape, it looks awesome comparing it to the Shimmering Flatts, I hated that place it just... creeped me the fuck out. It was far too... FLAT. You know? W/e man. W/E.
There was a reason I came out that exit, because the Allie flight master was there right. Dante said; "GO FUCK WITH HER" which is the stupidest thing ever. My first visit to Booty Bay, I accidentally ended up at the Allie Flight Master and got my ass kicked, then got brought back to life by the Spirit Healer and then get my ass handed to me by the Blood something pirates. Yeah, totally not something I was going to do again.
So I was gonna do this quest where I had to go get some morons booze because he was far too lazy to actually get it himself. In fact the entire WoW world is lazy fuckers! They got obviously do these things themselves, but nooo they have to get us non-lazy people to do it. Like "GO TALK TO THE GUY NEXT TO ME, TELL HIM I WANT MY FUCKING KEYS BACK." "... wtf why don't you go d--" "FUCKING DO IT BITCH. I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY." "Uh... okay?"
Of course I had no real idea where I was going, cause at that time it didn't occur to me that maybe I should try consulting Thottbot. So I just ran around randomly until I hit the nearest port right. I saw a huge Turtle. These things amuse me for some reason, I'd never take one as a pet cause that would ruin Soleril's cool but they always tend to amuse me.
I love how WoW completely defys logic and such. You can pretty much die in the water right? But you pet can remind there for hours and nothing happens to them. FOR SOME REASON A TIGER CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER! 8D That is just cool, really cool.
We made a stop here and I noticed that guy standing outside his little cave. ...At first I wanted to kill him but he was all green and not red which made me wibble a little. It almost made me realize how short the Blood Elves are. ...If I heart a short joke I'm gonna stab someone, you know who you are. :/
So we ditched that guy and swam some more! Cause running the whole way was totally overrated. By now I sort of knew where I was going... sort of.
We found another cave! That really wasn't a cave, but it looked like one from outside of it. So you know, completely ignoring the logic of; "DON'T GO INTO THE SCARY LOOKING CAVES." I totally went inside.
And found a Pirate Harem on the other side. Okay so not really a Harem, but it will be known as that from now on. Makes it sound a bit better than a "Pirate Town" you know. I was like; "OH SHIT... This should be fun!" I was sorely mistaken however. :[
Of course they were stupidly camped outside their town just to make it hard for me to get inside, thus I decided it was time to kill some bitches. That one shot me a few times I so sicked Rem on her. No one could recognise the body >:}
And while I was doing that I saw these two Dwarves getting chased by a shit load of pirates. It was hilarious, I stopped to watch them get killed and chuckled, didn't even life a finger to help the sorry buggers. An orc and a blood elf came after them, then another Blood Elf who was also getting chased. I helped her because I'm that nice. :]
So after I stopped chuckling I killed my way through the front camps and got into the town, only to forget what I was there for. But I remembered. Some guy's booze that some other guy stole from him. Yeah. I realized there were like... far to many houses there so I began doing ip dip to try and pick one. Once again I forgot that Thottbot actually tells you which house it is in. I'm that lame.
So I choose the biggest out of them all, the one that looked totally conspicuious. They always had things of important value in them, because hiding shit somewhere people would ignore would be the logical thing to do. I'd like to remind those who have a Drenaei to remember the quest where you have to steal back nagivation charts and a compass :/ even that evil Gnome said the idiot should have hidden them from view.
I was in a murderous mood, ignoring the fact that she was in the door way blocking my way into the second floor of this building. I just felt like murdering someone again, silly pirate whores :|
And then a stupid dwarf shot me in the ass. So not cool.
They were so dead when I got there, I swear. :x
See my random pick was a good one! Because there it be, the booze that guy who needs it was too lazy to get himself. So, just to spite him, I stole all of the booze. And wasn't going to give it back.
I was just about to leave when some Orc was getting his ass royally kicked, I thought about it and decided the help the guy out of the kindess of my black shiverled up heart. Then I was going to leave and never come back. But plan quickly went down the toilet.
He asked so nicely if I could help him kill some pirate guy, so I said yes and paused in my beeline to get out of that place in order to help him! I'm so nice, really I am. It makes me twitch sometimes, because people pick the most wrong time to ask me. Le sigh.
I ended up doing most of the work thought while he stood there looking stupid. I have no idea why he just stopped, so I made Rem drag them away so he didn't ended up dying. I ended up completing another quest at the same time, didn't realize it until after I got the head of this pirate guy. It was the second quest I had tracked.
He stood there like an idiot for a few more minute so I decided to ditch the guy and get out of there before I was swarmed by respawns! I made a very past beeline to the port where that Stoley guy was. He's the guy who wanted the booze taken back from the pirates.
This is that guy. After giving him the stuff he was like; "O hay can you take it to this guy in Stranglethorn plz? I'm too lazy to go do it myself kthnx!" Soo I had to deliever the guy's stuff for him. Sometimes I hate my life really I do.
So I flew all the way to Ogrimmar... stfu if I spelt that wrong. :/
And then went outside and got my ass kicked by one of the guys in my guild in a duel. In in my defense he was level 51 and no I'm not tell you what class he was... I don't think you can see him in his screencap... I hope.
While I was waiting I got my ass handed to me by another blood elf, we're not going into that. No no no. I want to keep my pride in tact thankyou very much.
I love this place 8D It looks so pretty and stuff and some of the ruins are simply awesome to nagivate through. Hur hur.
This was amusing, I came along a group of Horde while I was running to Booty Bay. They were sitting around this Dwarf simply waiting for him to do something stupid and get himself flagged, but he didn't. Which was slightly sad, I guess he figured he wouldn't risk it seeing a few of those hordes were like level 70. 8D
And here was the Dwarf's friend who had been flagged and ultimately killed by those horde guys before I got there. It was rather amusing to see. Eventually the Dwarf and the others went their seperate ways but I kinda sat there, because I was sort of doing something else at the same time.
Eventually the Shammy ended up reviving herself and was in the middle of casting her ghost wolf spell when I came back to the computer. So I sent Rem after her, seeing her health was pretty low anyways, and ended up flagging myself, running after her and killing her. :] Well Rem did most of it. Yay for his Dash ability!
I always go to the Arena to check out what is going on there, although I realized that was a bad idea when I noticed all those dudes over there were Alliance and I was still flagged. I took the Tauren's advice and ran the fuck out of there before any of them noticed me.
So I got to Booty Bay, gave the dude the booze he wanted from that Stoley guy and then decided. Fuck this I've had a long day, thus bought some booze and got myself smashed! Even dancing on the table, it was a good dance really.
And eventually passed out :}
THE END!
Now I'm working on those banners I owe. While my head is still clear and the weather is being nice for once. I was going to pass out from the heat yesterday, I swear I was.
edit;... I just notice how many spelling mistake I made and things that came out wrong. omfg.
Putting it in a LJ-cut to spare my layout as well as the friendspage of you guys. BUT LOOK THOUGH!!!
KIKU'S WORLD OF WARCRAFT ADVENTURES;
EPISODE ONE;
Yes I do know I've had this game for ages and only now have reached Tanaris, stfu, it was hard to get a character above level 20 before BC came out. This is my main btw; she's fucking awesome if I do say so myself. Anyways on with the show!
So here I am, chillaxing in Gadge as I call it, not doing much cause I just signed on. I love this place though, I don't know why it just fucking pwns, Sandstorms ftw man. I still cannot get over the weather effects, they are bloody brillant!
Here's Soleril, my level 46 hunter! This is probably the highest level I've ever got a WoW character to date, it makes me feel slightly lame but w/e. I have to say she's awesome despite the constant glaring look, but w/e she'll fuck up your shit anyday peeps. As will her awesome pet...
Rem! Lolz, I totally got the name for Tales of the Abyss, one of the month names is Rem which makes me all giggly inside. I used to have a pet named Undine but I ditched her for Rem. I've got a weakness for white tigers okay? Stfu.
Here's my mount. I named him Dante. I decided that it's a him and that he's name was going to be Dante. He looks like a devious bastard and is red thus totally suits the name. I sound like a nutter each time I saw this little fucker suggests the most dummest things ever. Yeah fuck you too Dante. :[
Don't ask me why I took this screencap, I just did for the sake of it. These little bastards are fucking scary. Oneday I was in Booty Bay and someone from my guild was pwning this stupid Priest who was flagged and those little goblins came out of nowhere and SWAMED my friend. Hiliarity. Then this Paladin was doing the same and everytime the Goblins came after him he RAN THE FUCK AWAY... or swam, it was pure gold watching it.
Here's the problem with Neutral towns, there are more often than note little Gnomes around. And I hate Gnomes, they are little fuckers that I wanna squash underneath my shoe a hundred or so times. They may look cute but I swear to go they are the most devilish things EVER.
See! I rest my case.
I was buying some more ammo when I saw this, it made me go "wtf" loudly. I'll have you know that little Yeti was out for blood man. IT WAS OUT FOR BLOOD. After I took that cap, the Yeti maimed the green chick's face off and started killing the rest of the townsfolk...
Ok so that isn't true, but it would be have hilarious.
Sannnnd. It gets everywhere. Fucking sand. But I like the lanscape, it looks awesome comparing it to the Shimmering Flatts, I hated that place it just... creeped me the fuck out. It was far too... FLAT. You know? W/e man. W/E.
There was a reason I came out that exit, because the Allie flight master was there right. Dante said; "GO FUCK WITH HER" which is the stupidest thing ever. My first visit to Booty Bay, I accidentally ended up at the Allie Flight Master and got my ass kicked, then got brought back to life by the Spirit Healer and then get my ass handed to me by the Blood something pirates. Yeah, totally not something I was going to do again.
So I was gonna do this quest where I had to go get some morons booze because he was far too lazy to actually get it himself. In fact the entire WoW world is lazy fuckers! They got obviously do these things themselves, but nooo they have to get us non-lazy people to do it. Like "GO TALK TO THE GUY NEXT TO ME, TELL HIM I WANT MY FUCKING KEYS BACK." "... wtf why don't you go d--" "FUCKING DO IT BITCH. I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY." "Uh... okay?"
Of course I had no real idea where I was going, cause at that time it didn't occur to me that maybe I should try consulting Thottbot. So I just ran around randomly until I hit the nearest port right. I saw a huge Turtle. These things amuse me for some reason, I'd never take one as a pet cause that would ruin Soleril's cool but they always tend to amuse me.
I love how WoW completely defys logic and such. You can pretty much die in the water right? But you pet can remind there for hours and nothing happens to them. FOR SOME REASON A TIGER CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER! 8D That is just cool, really cool.
We made a stop here and I noticed that guy standing outside his little cave. ...At first I wanted to kill him but he was all green and not red which made me wibble a little. It almost made me realize how short the Blood Elves are. ...If I heart a short joke I'm gonna stab someone, you know who you are. :/
So we ditched that guy and swam some more! Cause running the whole way was totally overrated. By now I sort of knew where I was going... sort of.
We found another cave! That really wasn't a cave, but it looked like one from outside of it. So you know, completely ignoring the logic of; "DON'T GO INTO THE SCARY LOOKING CAVES." I totally went inside.
And found a Pirate Harem on the other side. Okay so not really a Harem, but it will be known as that from now on. Makes it sound a bit better than a "Pirate Town" you know. I was like; "OH SHIT... This should be fun!" I was sorely mistaken however. :[
Of course they were stupidly camped outside their town just to make it hard for me to get inside, thus I decided it was time to kill some bitches. That one shot me a few times I so sicked Rem on her. No one could recognise the body >:}
And while I was doing that I saw these two Dwarves getting chased by a shit load of pirates. It was hilarious, I stopped to watch them get killed and chuckled, didn't even life a finger to help the sorry buggers. An orc and a blood elf came after them, then another Blood Elf who was also getting chased. I helped her because I'm that nice. :]
So after I stopped chuckling I killed my way through the front camps and got into the town, only to forget what I was there for. But I remembered. Some guy's booze that some other guy stole from him. Yeah. I realized there were like... far to many houses there so I began doing ip dip to try and pick one. Once again I forgot that Thottbot actually tells you which house it is in. I'm that lame.
So I choose the biggest out of them all, the one that looked totally conspicuious. They always had things of important value in them, because hiding shit somewhere people would ignore would be the logical thing to do. I'd like to remind those who have a Drenaei to remember the quest where you have to steal back nagivation charts and a compass :/ even that evil Gnome said the idiot should have hidden them from view.
I was in a murderous mood, ignoring the fact that she was in the door way blocking my way into the second floor of this building. I just felt like murdering someone again, silly pirate whores :|
And then a stupid dwarf shot me in the ass. So not cool.
They were so dead when I got there, I swear. :x
See my random pick was a good one! Because there it be, the booze that guy who needs it was too lazy to get himself. So, just to spite him, I stole all of the booze. And wasn't going to give it back.
I was just about to leave when some Orc was getting his ass royally kicked, I thought about it and decided the help the guy out of the kindess of my black shiverled up heart. Then I was going to leave and never come back. But plan quickly went down the toilet.
He asked so nicely if I could help him kill some pirate guy, so I said yes and paused in my beeline to get out of that place in order to help him! I'm so nice, really I am. It makes me twitch sometimes, because people pick the most wrong time to ask me. Le sigh.
I ended up doing most of the work thought while he stood there looking stupid. I have no idea why he just stopped, so I made Rem drag them away so he didn't ended up dying. I ended up completing another quest at the same time, didn't realize it until after I got the head of this pirate guy. It was the second quest I had tracked.
He stood there like an idiot for a few more minute so I decided to ditch the guy and get out of there before I was swarmed by respawns! I made a very past beeline to the port where that Stoley guy was. He's the guy who wanted the booze taken back from the pirates.
This is that guy. After giving him the stuff he was like; "O hay can you take it to this guy in Stranglethorn plz? I'm too lazy to go do it myself kthnx!" Soo I had to deliever the guy's stuff for him. Sometimes I hate my life really I do.
So I flew all the way to Ogrimmar... stfu if I spelt that wrong. :/
And then went outside and got my ass kicked by one of the guys in my guild in a duel. In in my defense he was level 51 and no I'm not tell you what class he was... I don't think you can see him in his screencap... I hope.
While I was waiting I got my ass handed to me by another blood elf, we're not going into that. No no no. I want to keep my pride in tact thankyou very much.
I love this place 8D It looks so pretty and stuff and some of the ruins are simply awesome to nagivate through. Hur hur.
This was amusing, I came along a group of Horde while I was running to Booty Bay. They were sitting around this Dwarf simply waiting for him to do something stupid and get himself flagged, but he didn't. Which was slightly sad, I guess he figured he wouldn't risk it seeing a few of those hordes were like level 70. 8D
And here was the Dwarf's friend who had been flagged and ultimately killed by those horde guys before I got there. It was rather amusing to see. Eventually the Dwarf and the others went their seperate ways but I kinda sat there, because I was sort of doing something else at the same time.
Eventually the Shammy ended up reviving herself and was in the middle of casting her ghost wolf spell when I came back to the computer. So I sent Rem after her, seeing her health was pretty low anyways, and ended up flagging myself, running after her and killing her. :] Well Rem did most of it. Yay for his Dash ability!
I always go to the Arena to check out what is going on there, although I realized that was a bad idea when I noticed all those dudes over there were Alliance and I was still flagged. I took the Tauren's advice and ran the fuck out of there before any of them noticed me.
So I got to Booty Bay, gave the dude the booze he wanted from that Stoley guy and then decided. Fuck this I've had a long day, thus bought some booze and got myself smashed! Even dancing on the table, it was a good dance really.
And eventually passed out :}
THE END!
Now I'm working on those banners I owe. While my head is still clear and the weather is being nice for once. I was going to pass out from the heat yesterday, I swear I was.
edit;... I just notice how many spelling mistake I made and things that came out wrong. omfg.