Welcome to the psychiaritic hotline.
If u are obsessive compulsive,press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant,please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities,press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid delusional,we know who u are and what u want.Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If u are schizophrenic,listen carefully and a little voice will tell u which number to press.
If u are manic depressive,it doesnt matter which number u press.No one will anwser.
If you are co-dependant,please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities,press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid delusional,we know who u are and what u want.Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If u are schizophrenic,listen carefully and a little voice will tell u which number to press.
If u are manic depressive,it doesnt matter which number u press.No one will anwser.