i have realised a few things.

[mortars]

1. if your myspace profile talks about how badly your heart was broken, it probably really wasn't.
2. if your myspace profile talks about how good you are in bed, you probably really aren't.
3. picking up chicks at sneakers is the other kind of dumpster diving.

Comments

[hawksley]

YOU'RE SHATTERING MY ENTIRE WORRRRRLD

[mortars]

HOLY CRAP, SHAE!

how the hell are you?

[hawksley]

me?! how the hell are YOU MISSY.

i'm.

i'm wow.

i don't know.

i'm getting married and moving to wisconsin to live in a house full of my best friends. my room got broken into last night by these people who are out to get me. i just put a guy in jail for 20 years. i'm at work and just sold like 8 grand worth of stuff...

I'M PRETTY FLIPPIN' GOOD, FRIEND.

-s

[mortars]

HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? TO LYLE?

CONGRATULATIONS ON EEEEVERYTHING IN THAT COMMENT (except maybe the break & enter; that angers me). geez good to hear about all that, very happy for you :D

[hawksley]

yessssssssss to the lylester :3 we're both moving out to wisconsin to live with friends and do all kinds of crazy stuff.

thank you! SO HOW ARE YOU? what have YOU been up to?

you don't know how many times i've looked sadly at my list of friends and gone "WHERE DID SHE GO? ;_; WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME?!"

-s

[mortars]

ohhhh that sounds so amazing! :D :D :D

i'm alriiiight! got a year of uni left, working a lot at a juice bar ahaha, general bumming around! same old, same old.

i know! i haven't used my lj for soooo long. i miss it but i just never have time anymore.

hmmm maybe i will be back! ^^ i'm coming over to read your journal right NOW.

[hawksley]

o god reading my journal will make you change your mind about coming back to lj :x

-s