The Patrick Calls
RING
ME
Hello?
SOME LADY
Patrick?
ME
Wrong number.
(days later)
RING
ME
Hello?
SOME OTHER LADY
Patrick?
ME
No. What number are you trying to reach?
LADY
I'm not sure. It's either 555-0225 or 555-0228.
ME
It's five.
(The next day)
RING
ME
Hello?
YET ANOTHER LADY
Patrick?
ME
No. 555-0225
LADY
Oh ok. I thought it was an eight..
CLICK
RING
HELLO?
ME
Patrick?
PATRICK
Yeah?
ME
You've got to work on your fives.