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[mortally]

So I should probably pick a college by now.

Or a goal for life.

Or just... something to do with the rest of my life.

Comments

[material_guy]

How about porn star or swimsuit model?

[mortally]

How about no.

But good try.

[material_guy]

A goal, huh? How about a really nice car and a big house with lots of fun toys where people pay you to come party and you don't have to work whatever bit you took to pay for it all in the first place anymore? That's a good goal.

[mortally]

Had it. Don't want it back.

[material_guy]

You'll miss it eventually.

How about a body guard? That's a good goal. You said crazy shit wants to kill you all the time. Can't achieve any other goals if yer dead.

[mortally]

I won't. Ostentatious was never my thing.

I technically have those. But I don't want that. I want to be able to stop the crazy shit myself.

[material_guy]

Then, ain't that a goal? Seems like the kinda thing a normal, puny toothpick like you really would need to spend her life on, being able to survive that life on your own.

[mortally]

Thanks for the self-esteem boost.

It is a goal... I'm just not sure how my parents will take it.

[material_guy]

Is your goal to cover your own ass or to make your parents happy?

[mortally]

I'd like to do it without pissing my parents off but I doubt there's any way around it.

[material_guy]

They more the type expectin' you to become a home maker, or hold down a classy job?

[mortally]

Not really that either. Just... I think they at least expect me to go to college. But after the shit I've been through and lived through, I can't picture normalcy anymore.

[material_guy]

I've decided! The perfect goal for you!

MAGICAL GIRL COMBAT MAID!

I know a magical girl---boy---...man.. combat butler and he's doin' pretty well! It's respectable, it's action packed, but it's not normal!

[mortally]

......... You're not allowed to give goal ideas anymore.