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mortale_peccato

For Justin.

Apr 12, 2005 18:43

( Right, here we go. List and everything. )

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hufflepuff_chap April 12 2005, 11:03:34 UTC

You should be the size of a Hogwarts. It doesn't make sense. Look, I've got a book here, you should be twice - no, four times - your actual size.

What is wrong with you?!

mortale_peccato April 12 2005, 11:04:11 UTC

What can I say.

I am complicated.

hufflepuff_chap April 12 2005, 11:05:33 UTC

That does not explain why your belly is not touching the floor with all that's in you.

mortale_peccato April 12 2005, 11:05:56 UTC

The universe works in mysterious ways.

hufflepuff_chap April 12 2005, 11:06:24 UTC

I'd like to know what the universe has to do with your body.

mortale_peccato April 12 2005, 11:07:47 UTC

It's all very simple.

The Gods love me.

hufflepuff_chap April 12 2005, 11:08:26 UTC

And ... they bless you with a body that can consume four pounds or more of sugar every day?

mortale_peccato April 12 2005, 11:09:41 UTC

Very good, little boy.

And that ends today's lesson. Go home now.

hufflepuff_chap April 12 2005, 11:10:29 UTC

You haven't heard the last of me, Peccato! I will find out.

Mark my words.

mortale_peccato April 12 2005, 11:11:38 UTC

Jealousy isn't befitting of you, Justin.

And I'll make a mark on you if you don't quit bothering me about my body.

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