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mortal_sand

I can barely breathe.

Feb 22, 2008 11:23

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Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 19:48:06 UTC

Some youths blasted the hell out of that Defence school in Diagon Alley. At least, thats what the Prophet said.

Apparently Dumbledore showed up too. Makes you wonder what's so special about that school...

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 19:49:56 UTC

That would explain the crushed bodies I have here.

Did you know that Gregor the Georgian was killed there? But not by the falling building?

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 19:55:17 UTC

Really...as in murder?

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 19:58:09 UTC

As in deliberate and fatal gash to the neck, slicing open both the jugular vein and carotid arteries. That's murder in my book.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:03:50 UTC

Thanks for the graphic detail there.

Hmm, you told the Aurors about this?

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:09:40 UTC

Yes, of course. That's also part of my job.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:12:24 UTC

Well, fancy that, I have a sudden and urgent need to visit the Auror's offices. We seem to inexplicably one of their coffee mugs...or something...

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:13:47 UTC

They stole your milk. Go, retrieve it. If you would be so sensible.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:15:59 UTC

Indeed, the rascals. Milk is highly important.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:18:20 UTC

Vitally so, for a very good cup of tea.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:19:58 UTC

And we are English, so we cannot survive without our tea.

On a different note, how did the...you know, go?

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:21:43 UTC

The...you know went, not well, but we got the job done. Not without nearly losing my ability to breathe and having to do unspeakable (no pun intended) things. But it got done.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:24:13 UTC

I suppose thats what matters. I'm fairly sure that failure would bare worse pain than success. No Auror could be worse than...Him in a bad mood.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:25:51 UTC

Oh, I am undoubtedly sure of that. Undoubtedly. Even so, having your lungs crushed from inside your ribcage is not an experience I want to repeat.

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) suited_snake February 24 2008, 20:27:12 UTC

Surely that can't be legal?

Re: Caius (hexed private, naturally) mortal_sand February 24 2008, 20:28:59 UTC

I don't think it was. Even so, you can't make much of a complaint when you cast certain other spells that night.

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