Climb out over me, into the great wide open.

[mortal_sand]

Comments

[fallingblack]

Huh. That sounds vaguely like my evening. Only it was not boring in the slightest.

[fallingblack]

What? Am I doing it, again? Don't be silly, Acacia. Of course you're speaking to me.

I will talk dirty to you if you want. I am indiscriminant in my dirty talking.

[fallingblack]

That's a load of tosh. I refuse to accept this, love. My significant other will just have to suck it up.

[fallingblack]

Of course I mean that. They will just have to adore me as I am. It must be so difficult, but I am a believer.

[fallingblack]

Well, when you put it that way, love... It really does seem so. What can I say, I am capable of inspiring the release of bodily fluids quite well. Quite well.

[fallingblack]

Obviously. Little minx.

[fallingblack]

Are you sure? I enjoy ruining things with your jealousy.

[fallingblack]

What have I said? Now, now. Caius is not poor, darling.