Climb out over me, into the great wide open.

[mortal_sand]

Comments

[mortal_sand]

Hahaha. Why the hell did he charm himself a long beard? Compensating for something?

[mortal_sand]

I always thought beards to be horrible things. How very odd.

[fallingblack]

Huh. That sounds vaguely like my evening. Only it was not boring in the slightest.

[fallingblack]

What? Am I doing it, again? Don't be silly, Acacia. Of course you're speaking to me.

I will talk dirty to you if you want. I am indiscriminant in my dirty talking.

[ravingamy]

You know, I have some salve to help with muscle aches. I can send it to you for your back.

Sorry to hear about your work. I don't know if this qualifies as interesting, but there was an article in the Daily Prophet about fairy sightings somewhere near Stonehenge.

Private

And I'm quite alright now. Thank you.

Caius? What was that you canceled out?

[mortal_sand]

Thank you. I should have thought of that before I left work.

That's pretty interesting, I guess. Is is probable, or just some drunken wizard lost on his way home?

Private

That's very good to know.

I just...I just wondered if you'd told anyone, that's all. I don't have a problem with if you did, I just thought...

[ravingamy]

You're never that attentive to your own needs. You need someone to fuss about you.

I'm not sure. But there has to be some basis of truth if it made it to the prophet.

Private

Apart from Amara, I haven't. I'm sorry. Caius... can you be honest with me? What do you think about this- about what happened- now?

[mortal_sand]

Apparently I do. It used to be all my mum did, so I guess I forget about it.

I still doubt that. The Prophet and truth...interesting combination.

Private>

Oh, okay. I was just worried he might think I'd done something really screwed up... Erm... well, it was a mistake, that's accepted. I still sort of feel like I took advantage of you, even if I didn't intend to, but I'm really just prepared to let it go, as you're a good bloke and a good friend.

[pancakesandfire]

If you go to Africa and eat aardvark, it tastes like pork. That interesting enough?

[mortal_sand]

So it doesn't taste like pork if you eat it anywhere else in the world. And yes, it did add to my usless knowladge for the day, thanks.

[pancakesandfire]

Well I doubt you could get Aardvark anywhere but Africa... You're welcome!

[mortal_sand]

You could take it OUT of Africa.

[diseased_hagrid]

Hmmm? Intrestin' yeh say.

Niffler's have black/blue tongues?

[mortal_sand]

That...well, I didn't know that. Not that I cared to look at a Niffler's tongue.