The newest sport
Cyrexa invented a new sport today. It's like Netch surfing, only slightly safer.
How to Guar surf
1) Find a guar.
2) Politely ask owner if you may surf said Guar.
3) Politely ask Guar if you may surf it. Prepare for it to give you a gigantic kiss (it is an odd custom of Guar, apparently)
4) Stand on Guar
5) Continue standing on Guar until you fall off (this took some time for Cyrexa, because he is an experienced surfer)
"So, uh, you gonna be standing on my head all night?"
Repeat as desired.
How to Guar surf
1) Find a guar.
2) Politely ask owner if you may surf said Guar.
3) Politely ask Guar if you may surf it. Prepare for it to give you a gigantic kiss (it is an odd custom of Guar, apparently)
4) Stand on Guar
5) Continue standing on Guar until you fall off (this took some time for Cyrexa, because he is an experienced surfer)
"So, uh, you gonna be standing on my head all night?"
Repeat as desired.