The Tripod
Well, Today was payday. I know I know, I haven't written in a long ass time and I really need to get around to doing it more often, and I will. But for now, here is the story of my trip with Mychael to the florida mall in his bronco.
Well Mychael [A coworker from Sam's, who works in the Electronics Dept.] and I decided to go out to the Florida Mall out in orlando. He was nice enough to take me out there when he had no reason to go out there, But he did. Well we shopped and such and as it so happens, the fun didn't begin untill we where almost back to the apartment complex. We where not but 100 feet from the tire repair shop, and I said, Do you want to stop and get that tire of yours looked at? would only take like 10 mins... he stated it would be fine untill he got the spare and came back. Well... What happened next is...really ironic. Just as he takes the bend, his back left tire rolls out ahead of the car and bounces off a car in the opposite lane... giving it the momentum to roll back the other way. He states simply...well would you look at that and pulls over.
He gets out and runs after the tire as I simply slip out of the car in my booted heels...short black skirt and all... and look at the nice rut that he created in the pavement.
I look up at him as I see him roll his tire up to the car and say...
You know...I am not going to say I told you so...but...I told you so.
I called my husband and he asked me what happened. I coined a phrase from Ron White... hunny, we took the bend and the Tire fell the fuck off, it FELL the FUCK off. He laughed...as I also stated...turning his bronco into a fucking Tripod and spinning Myke into the realm of Pissed off. I laughed at him. It was funny.
We spent the rest of the evening fixing the car... when I could have been over at his place...rping...or...something...
Well Mychael [A coworker from Sam's, who works in the Electronics Dept.] and I decided to go out to the Florida Mall out in orlando. He was nice enough to take me out there when he had no reason to go out there, But he did. Well we shopped and such and as it so happens, the fun didn't begin untill we where almost back to the apartment complex. We where not but 100 feet from the tire repair shop, and I said, Do you want to stop and get that tire of yours looked at? would only take like 10 mins... he stated it would be fine untill he got the spare and came back. Well... What happened next is...really ironic. Just as he takes the bend, his back left tire rolls out ahead of the car and bounces off a car in the opposite lane... giving it the momentum to roll back the other way. He states simply...well would you look at that and pulls over.
He gets out and runs after the tire as I simply slip out of the car in my booted heels...short black skirt and all... and look at the nice rut that he created in the pavement.
I look up at him as I see him roll his tire up to the car and say...
You know...I am not going to say I told you so...but...I told you so.
I called my husband and he asked me what happened. I coined a phrase from Ron White... hunny, we took the bend and the Tire fell the fuck off, it FELL the FUCK off. He laughed...as I also stated...turning his bronco into a fucking Tripod and spinning Myke into the realm of Pissed off. I laughed at him. It was funny.
We spent the rest of the evening fixing the car... when I could have been over at his place...rping...or...something...