Why you should always check the weather before you go out.

Sep 10, 2008 19:33

Monday night we had to go shopping. As we're trying to save some money, I went against my ethics and we headed to the new Super Wal-Mart in Fen-ton. (Sorry, I can't say any name that ends in -ton without hearing the aliens from the Simpsons in my head from the old episode where they impersonated Clin-ton...anyway, I digress.) After about 20 minutes of shopping, with groceries in the cart, we hear lots o' thunder outside, then a weird noise. Rob looks at me and says, "You know that's the tornado alarm, right?" Immediately they announce over the loudspeaker that everyone has to come to the front of the store for their safety. So what goes through my head?

Omg, I canNOT die in a Wal-Mart.

Thankfully, we were just stuck there for like 20 min and then escaped.
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