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Canorous \kuh-NOR-uhs; KAN-or-uhs\, adjective: Richly melodious; pleasant sounding; musical.
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It is a well established fact that Niou cannot sing; not for peanuts, not to save his life and most definitely not for one Yagyuu Hiroshi.
He can try though.
The whole school is at their windows to glance out excitedly at the white-haired joker making a spectacle of himself. The tune is oddly familiar, something like their revered school song, but it cannot be, the students whisper to each other, because the lyrics have been changed.
Yagyuu Hiroshi stands among the throng, calm, collected and not the slightest bit disturbed. Not even when his name - Hiro-chaaaaan - appears at his lips, together with the words ‘I’ and ‘love’. Not even when Niou is staring straight at him, so the other Hiro-chans can make no mistake of who he is referring to. Not even when Niou produces a large life-size photograph of him naked - the full uncensored version in all its glory, modesty fully outraged. (That can only be Niou pretending to be him, because Yagyuu has never spent a single naked moment with Niou, thus far.)
Yagyuu stands and mildly wonders when the faculty will appear, and when he will have to appear at the guidance councilor’s office to save Niou - to save the damsel in distress, as Niou would put it. The countdown starts and before long he is face to face with Niou. He nods a mild greeting, but other than that there is no response to the flying kisses Niou blows.
The guidance councilor starts. Yagyuu is only half listening, because he has heard this speech before. Niou isn’t listening at all, because it takes nothing short of a miracle to make Niou listen. “…juvenile delinquents… call the police… uncontrollable teen…” Niou snorts, not because he knows the contents of the speech, but because he is expected to. He commences staring down the guidance councilor’s low-necked blouse. It reveals just the right amount of cleavage and leaves just the right amount to the imagination. Niou chortles, interrupting the councilor in between “bad influence” and something that sounded like “suspended”. Yagyuu adjusts his spectacles in irritation, and Niou is pleased enough to sit back and pretend to enjoy the sight down her blouse.
By the time they are done, Yagyuu realizes that Niou has timed it just right; it is three minutes to the end of school. It takes ten minutes for them to leave the office, and another ten for Niou to stop pretending to bang into walls. The remaining five minutes are used to return to an empty classroom - the students take all the opportunity they can get to slack off.
That is when Niou traps Yagyuu, goes: “oops, I think I locked the door”, and swings a bunch of keys around his middle finger, indirectly pointing it at Yagyuu. It takes a full ten minutes for them to undress, because Yagyuu will not surrender his glasses and Niou will not surrender the keys.
After that all is well, except for the fact that neither of them seems to have bothered to remember that tennis practice is due to start in five minutes. And of course Niou still won’t surrender the key.
ok, i was bored. :X
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It is a well established fact that Niou cannot sing; not for peanuts, not to save his life and most definitely not for one Yagyuu Hiroshi.
He can try though.
The whole school is at their windows to glance out excitedly at the white-haired joker making a spectacle of himself. The tune is oddly familiar, something like their revered school song, but it cannot be, the students whisper to each other, because the lyrics have been changed.
Yagyuu Hiroshi stands among the throng, calm, collected and not the slightest bit disturbed. Not even when his name - Hiro-chaaaaan - appears at his lips, together with the words ‘I’ and ‘love’. Not even when Niou is staring straight at him, so the other Hiro-chans can make no mistake of who he is referring to. Not even when Niou produces a large life-size photograph of him naked - the full uncensored version in all its glory, modesty fully outraged. (That can only be Niou pretending to be him, because Yagyuu has never spent a single naked moment with Niou, thus far.)
Yagyuu stands and mildly wonders when the faculty will appear, and when he will have to appear at the guidance councilor’s office to save Niou - to save the damsel in distress, as Niou would put it. The countdown starts and before long he is face to face with Niou. He nods a mild greeting, but other than that there is no response to the flying kisses Niou blows.
The guidance councilor starts. Yagyuu is only half listening, because he has heard this speech before. Niou isn’t listening at all, because it takes nothing short of a miracle to make Niou listen. “…juvenile delinquents… call the police… uncontrollable teen…” Niou snorts, not because he knows the contents of the speech, but because he is expected to. He commences staring down the guidance councilor’s low-necked blouse. It reveals just the right amount of cleavage and leaves just the right amount to the imagination. Niou chortles, interrupting the councilor in between “bad influence” and something that sounded like “suspended”. Yagyuu adjusts his spectacles in irritation, and Niou is pleased enough to sit back and pretend to enjoy the sight down her blouse.
By the time they are done, Yagyuu realizes that Niou has timed it just right; it is three minutes to the end of school. It takes ten minutes for them to leave the office, and another ten for Niou to stop pretending to bang into walls. The remaining five minutes are used to return to an empty classroom - the students take all the opportunity they can get to slack off.
That is when Niou traps Yagyuu, goes: “oops, I think I locked the door”, and swings a bunch of keys around his middle finger, indirectly pointing it at Yagyuu. It takes a full ten minutes for them to undress, because Yagyuu will not surrender his glasses and Niou will not surrender the keys.
After that all is well, except for the fact that neither of them seems to have bothered to remember that tennis practice is due to start in five minutes. And of course Niou still won’t surrender the key.
ok, i was bored. :X