I drink a lot of coffee...
...and I tend to be picky about it. Really picky about it. Absurdly picky about it.
The beans need to be of really good quality.
The roast needs to be dark.
I should be able to smell the intoxicating aroma as soon as the first drops fall into the decanter.
If you bring me something that says "folgers" or "maxwell house" anywhere on the can you should probably be shot.
If there's a can involved at all, you should probably be shot.
It makes me weep when someone uses cream and sugar. This is true above all else.
except...
I have fallen in love with a trashy little number that goes by the name of "Gingerbread Coffee Mate." Please don't tell anyone. I'm ashamed, but I can't seem to help myself.
this broadcast is over.
The beans need to be of really good quality.
The roast needs to be dark.
I should be able to smell the intoxicating aroma as soon as the first drops fall into the decanter.
If you bring me something that says "folgers" or "maxwell house" anywhere on the can you should probably be shot.
If there's a can involved at all, you should probably be shot.
It makes me weep when someone uses cream and sugar. This is true above all else.
except...
I have fallen in love with a trashy little number that goes by the name of "Gingerbread Coffee Mate." Please don't tell anyone. I'm ashamed, but I can't seem to help myself.
this broadcast is over.