One time, at IHOP...

[morpheuswakes]

... back when I was the night manager, my friend's 14 year-old kid brother came in and asked me if I knew anywhere to buy drugs. I asked in a loud voice if anyone there could tell me why the kid shouldn't be doing drugs. As if we were reading the same script, Jammin' Joe Joiner shot his hand way in the air and yelled in his Jammin' Joe Voice, "Exhibit A!!"

My marriage was kind of like that.

-the wolf (looking about for his sheepskins)

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