ALSO!
"So what's wrong with your PlayStation?"
"Well, it was working one day, and then today it wasn't. Could you fix it?"
"I guess I can take a look at it."
"Can you do that right now?"
"uhm, sure, I guess."
Gord opens the PlayStation up.
"Well, there is your problem. A retarded monkey with a soldering iron tried to put in a mod chip. I'd like to say I've seen a worse soldering job, but I'd be lying. Usually soldering doesn't cover an entire chip in solder."
"Uhm… I didn't do that."
"I never said you did. I blamed a retarded monkey."
"So how did that happen?"
"A retarded monkey with a soldering iron."
"But it just stopped working."
"Do I look like the morality police? I can install a new motherboard for you. I've got them in stock."
"Could you also chip it for me?"
"I asked do I look like the morality police, not do I look like an idiot."
"Well, it was working one day, and then today it wasn't. Could you fix it?"
"I guess I can take a look at it."
"Can you do that right now?"
"uhm, sure, I guess."
Gord opens the PlayStation up.
"Well, there is your problem. A retarded monkey with a soldering iron tried to put in a mod chip. I'd like to say I've seen a worse soldering job, but I'd be lying. Usually soldering doesn't cover an entire chip in solder."
"Uhm… I didn't do that."
"I never said you did. I blamed a retarded monkey."
"So how did that happen?"
"A retarded monkey with a soldering iron."
"But it just stopped working."
"Do I look like the morality police? I can install a new motherboard for you. I've got them in stock."
"Could you also chip it for me?"
"I asked do I look like the morality police, not do I look like an idiot."