In the Town Hall
Marco had been dozing for most of the night, interrupted only by the coughing of his neighbors. By morning, he had fallen asleep. Which is when the dreams began.
Jake stood on the deck of a boat in a new Galaxy Quest uniform. "Full steam ahead!"
"Arr, cap'n." Rachel said, fixed the parrot on her shoulder and waved her sparkly wand.
"Hey, Xena, I think you nabbed the wrong costume." Marco asked her.
"A mirror be just that, a mirror." Rachel replied. "Arr."
"What if there's roses on the back?" Marco asked.
"Then it's a pathway." A red-tailed hawk replied as the ship lifted off of the water and began to speed towards the stars.
"What's with all the cryptic talk?" Marco wondered.
"There was a sale for crystals and Tarot cards at the Kwiki shop." Cassie explained, looking shockingly normal if you ignored the huge butterfly wings.
"Thirty percent off, thirty percent off!" Rachel's parrot squawked. "Don't forget, thirty percent off!"
"Bogey, three o'clock." Jake interrupted the parrot as two Bug Fighters headed for their ship. "Fire!"
"...With what?" Marco puzzled.
Cassie fired a gun out of which shot out a flag with the word BANG written on it. One of the Bug Fighters exploded.
"...That works."
The other Bug Fighter swooped over the ship and deposited Visser Three in his human guise on board.
"I bear a great message from the stars..." He began and pulled on Dark Helmet's helmet. "Duke...I am your mother."
Marco glanced around and suddenly realized that he was the only on board. "Nah, my mom was Visser One." He corrected.
"You mock me?! No one mocks Dark Helmet! I shall unleash my ultimate weapon! Behold!" And suddenly there was a naked except for a pair of boxers with Golden Snitches or it's meta version Visser Three standing on board the ship.
Marco screamed and woke up. "Ugh."
[ooc: ...I've got nothing. Including sanity, apparently.],
Jake stood on the deck of a boat in a new Galaxy Quest uniform. "Full steam ahead!"
"Arr, cap'n." Rachel said, fixed the parrot on her shoulder and waved her sparkly wand.
"Hey, Xena, I think you nabbed the wrong costume." Marco asked her.
"A mirror be just that, a mirror." Rachel replied. "Arr."
"What if there's roses on the back?" Marco asked.
"Then it's a pathway." A red-tailed hawk replied as the ship lifted off of the water and began to speed towards the stars.
"What's with all the cryptic talk?" Marco wondered.
"There was a sale for crystals and Tarot cards at the Kwiki shop." Cassie explained, looking shockingly normal if you ignored the huge butterfly wings.
"Thirty percent off, thirty percent off!" Rachel's parrot squawked. "Don't forget, thirty percent off!"
"Bogey, three o'clock." Jake interrupted the parrot as two Bug Fighters headed for their ship. "Fire!"
"...With what?" Marco puzzled.
Cassie fired a gun out of which shot out a flag with the word BANG written on it. One of the Bug Fighters exploded.
"...That works."
The other Bug Fighter swooped over the ship and deposited Visser Three in his human guise on board.
"I bear a great message from the stars..." He began and pulled on Dark Helmet's helmet. "Duke...I am your mother."
Marco glanced around and suddenly realized that he was the only on board. "Nah, my mom was Visser One." He corrected.
"You mock me?! No one mocks Dark Helmet! I shall unleash my ultimate weapon! Behold!" And suddenly there was a naked except for a pair of boxers with Golden Snitches or it's meta version Visser Three standing on board the ship.
Marco screamed and woke up. "Ugh."
[ooc: ...I've got nothing. Including sanity, apparently.],