Okay, I have good news and bad news:

[morparma118]

The good news is the class that I thought I had today was not in fact today but next Friday (so despite the fact that I got up early and came over here, I suppose I have to consider it a good thing).

And now for the bad news (and I hate everyone who's still in Alabama at this moment):

Eddie Fuckin' Izzard is comin' to Atlanta in November.

I really, really hate the world at this moment...