my ex
Last August, I was in a very tiny car accident. Its not worth mentioning really, except I came out $5000 ahead, and a lawyer I saw then told me to not begin to divorce proceedings until I had the money and spent it in a way that it could not be recovered.
I'm replacing the windows upstairs. I'm buying a few people a shit ton of presents, including myself. The windows downstairs will be repaired asap.
I need a couple tires, I'm going to have the car detailed, and I need a lug bolt and nut.
The nephew who graduated will get a few bucks.
There will be a few other things, but that will take care of most of it.
Then I'm getting a truck to get the rest of my shit out of that house, and I'm getting a DIY divorce. I have so much blackmail material on him its not even funny, so this is going to go my way. He gets his shit, I get my shit and we both go away.
The real kicker for me is that my name is on the big blue penis extension. He has an elderly, poorly maintained special edition Trans Am.
Yanno, the 1st time I called it that to his face, he only said that it wasn't big.
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I'm replacing the windows upstairs. I'm buying a few people a shit ton of presents, including myself. The windows downstairs will be repaired asap.
I need a couple tires, I'm going to have the car detailed, and I need a lug bolt and nut.
The nephew who graduated will get a few bucks.
There will be a few other things, but that will take care of most of it.
Then I'm getting a truck to get the rest of my shit out of that house, and I'm getting a DIY divorce. I have so much blackmail material on him its not even funny, so this is going to go my way. He gets his shit, I get my shit and we both go away.
The real kicker for me is that my name is on the big blue penis extension. He has an elderly, poorly maintained special edition Trans Am.
Yanno, the 1st time I called it that to his face, he only said that it wasn't big.
This entry was originally posted at dreamwidth.org