I am a machine!

[morofthesea]

No seriously. I am. My boss always gives me the longest, most tedious tasks ever. It's always shit that she doesn't want to do or just never has time to do. Like, for example, because a 164 page file didn't upload the way it was supposed to, she had me hand enter it. Double columns. 11pt font. She was like "This might take a couple days." Wrang! Four hours! Then, there was this filing, copying, stapling, mailing task for today. She referred to it as my project for the week. Wrang again! I finished today.

I'm also a running machine. And a shopping machine. My mom and I bought bunches of grown-up clothes for me.

But right now, I want to be a reading machine.