a 20th century bitch...
hahaha...the funniest thing just happened on my way home...here is my elaborate telling of events:
so im approaching the intersection of wadsworth and price where i need to make a left turn to get to my apartment. i slide up to the stop sign, stop, take note of the fact that no one has priority to enter the intersection ahead of me, and proceed to turn left. just then i notice a saturn traveling the opposite direction as me. this appears to be no concern of mine as she has a stop sign too. but little bitch ignores said stop sign, and slows down to make a right turn. this is a conflict of interest as our bumpers would surely meet should one of us not stop in our tracks. as i live to piss off the drivers who think they own the road i do not slow down or stop. in one smooth move i tip my shades down, look the bitch straight in the eye, and mouth "no" as she stops and looks at me in a way that says "how dare you not let me cut you off." i smile tauntingly, tip my shades back up, and continue on my way home.
so im approaching the intersection of wadsworth and price where i need to make a left turn to get to my apartment. i slide up to the stop sign, stop, take note of the fact that no one has priority to enter the intersection ahead of me, and proceed to turn left. just then i notice a saturn traveling the opposite direction as me. this appears to be no concern of mine as she has a stop sign too. but little bitch ignores said stop sign, and slows down to make a right turn. this is a conflict of interest as our bumpers would surely meet should one of us not stop in our tracks. as i live to piss off the drivers who think they own the road i do not slow down or stop. in one smooth move i tip my shades down, look the bitch straight in the eye, and mouth "no" as she stops and looks at me in a way that says "how dare you not let me cut you off." i smile tauntingly, tip my shades back up, and continue on my way home.