I am a douchebag driver!
In my defense, so was the other guy.
Highway this morning, my exit was one of those fun ones where its both an exit lane and an entrance lane at the same time, so you have to hold your breathe and pray before pulling over. I was fairly close to the guy in front of me to make room behind me, because I saw the truck behind me wanting to get over too, and traffic was coming up the ramp. Guy in front creeps down the exit ramp at unusually slow speed, and unfortunately pulls into the same turn lane I need to use. Boo. Slight annoyance.
Light changes, we all go, guy in front still creeps along. I was still a bit close (but not unsafely so), and seriously, as pagemaq would say, "old ladies with walkers could have turned that corner faster." Ugh. He continues to creep along below the speed limit, so finally I have had enough, wait for the left lane to clear, and pass him. As I turn to give him a dirty, "You're fucking retarded" look, he flips me off. Nice!
After passing him, I pull back into the right lane and he turns on his high beams (mature). Unfortunately for him, his car was not the proper height for his lights to shine directly in my eyes, so I am unphased, and more amused than anything. Also unfortunately for him, he's still going slow and focusing too much on being a dickhead and fails to notice all the OTHER cars that want to pass him, and one does, pulling in front and blocking the high beams from me completely. Neener neener. A semi pulls in front of him too, and I happily lose him after that.
I hate Reno drivers, and now I'm becoming one :(
Highway this morning, my exit was one of those fun ones where its both an exit lane and an entrance lane at the same time, so you have to hold your breathe and pray before pulling over. I was fairly close to the guy in front of me to make room behind me, because I saw the truck behind me wanting to get over too, and traffic was coming up the ramp. Guy in front creeps down the exit ramp at unusually slow speed, and unfortunately pulls into the same turn lane I need to use. Boo. Slight annoyance.
Light changes, we all go, guy in front still creeps along. I was still a bit close (but not unsafely so), and seriously, as pagemaq would say, "old ladies with walkers could have turned that corner faster." Ugh. He continues to creep along below the speed limit, so finally I have had enough, wait for the left lane to clear, and pass him. As I turn to give him a dirty, "You're fucking retarded" look, he flips me off. Nice!
After passing him, I pull back into the right lane and he turns on his high beams (mature). Unfortunately for him, his car was not the proper height for his lights to shine directly in my eyes, so I am unphased, and more amused than anything. Also unfortunately for him, he's still going slow and focusing too much on being a dickhead and fails to notice all the OTHER cars that want to pass him, and one does, pulling in front and blocking the high beams from me completely. Neener neener. A semi pulls in front of him too, and I happily lose him after that.
I hate Reno drivers, and now I'm becoming one :(