Halloween Adventures 2008
Halloween 2008 marked an important milestone for me. I have never handed out candy in Providence before, and trust me when I say.. the people around here are fuckin weird. I saw alot of cool costumes, here are just a few of the trends I spoted for Halloween 2008.
1. The Joker
I should have known that everybody and their mother would be dressing up as the Joker this year. I had that idea like a year ago. I know it was before Heath Ledger offed himself.. actually maybe not because I had the original idea to carry around a bottle of colotapin with me. But come on, if I dressed as the Joker it would have been the same friggin costume that 900 other people wore this year. Un-Original. Glad I decided to go as Hitler instead.
2. Dirty Hippies
I was wondering for a few hours why the hippie costume was so god damned popular this year, when someone informed me that we live only a few blocks away from Brown and RISD. Those were actual hippies! Trying to steal my Mr. Goodbars! GET A FUCKIN JOB! So I busted out the Slayer Reign in Blood and blasted it over the surround sound to ward them off. As a result, I havent smelled BO in over a week.
3. Election 2008
I suppose that would have been funnier if McCain had actually won. Damn it, I wanted a hot VP.
Thats all.
1. The Joker
I should have known that everybody and their mother would be dressing up as the Joker this year. I had that idea like a year ago. I know it was before Heath Ledger offed himself.. actually maybe not because I had the original idea to carry around a bottle of colotapin with me. But come on, if I dressed as the Joker it would have been the same friggin costume that 900 other people wore this year. Un-Original. Glad I decided to go as Hitler instead.
2. Dirty Hippies
I was wondering for a few hours why the hippie costume was so god damned popular this year, when someone informed me that we live only a few blocks away from Brown and RISD. Those were actual hippies! Trying to steal my Mr. Goodbars! GET A FUCKIN JOB! So I busted out the Slayer Reign in Blood and blasted it over the surround sound to ward them off. As a result, I havent smelled BO in over a week.
3. Election 2008
I suppose that would have been funnier if McCain had actually won. Damn it, I wanted a hot VP.
Thats all.