Feb 18, 2006 23:42
This sucks.
Yeah, I'm glad to be alive. Who would let me go onto the afterlife with all my guns? Have to be still alive, then. This isn't much better than dead, I think. I haven't seen anyone but a bunch of zombie people. They ignore me if I ask about anything other than the time of day! C'mon!
This keyboard's too small. I keep screwing up. I wish it would fold out to a full sized keyboard.
My communicator doesn't work at all. I wasn't expecting it to, really. How close could I possibly be to the Leyline? There wasn't a habitable planet for nearly a lightyear, and here I am, breathing air and watching a sun sit in the sky. Yeah, I'm under a dome thing, but I was outside before. I'm tempted to test my shields, but I think one of the locals might not enjoy the display. This palm pilot thing is the only piece of equiptment I've seen that didn't come from the stone age. Where the hell is everything? No cars, no neon, no nothing. This better be the shitty end of town, or I might have to shoot myself.
How long am I going to be stuck here? I only have a few hundred on me. Who the hell keeps cash, anyway? I'll be damned if they can access my account. FUCK! I don't even have my card on me. And what do these people use for money? I haven't asked yet. I'm afraid to.
I need an asprin.
And a drink.
...And a chick.
An explaination might be nice too.