Should never give a guy a computer when he's toasted

[mornelithe666]

Here I sit in my room
No view, no clue
A glass of wine half empty
A buzz entreated, quite loopy

The world is humor
Life a gas
As long as the stupor doesn’t pass

Posey posted and poetry writ
When drunkenly portrayed
Ain’t worth a shit

Now I quit
No saliva to spit
Here’s to hoping
This thing is a hit