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I love my mom.
She called to tell me [and this is exactly what she said]: "There is good news and bad news. The bad news is that George Bush is having a colonoscopy in the morning, meaning that for a few hours Dick Cheney will be in charge. The good news is that George Bush is having a colonoscopy in the morning, meaning that you know what he's doing tonight--drinking that jug of foul clear stuff and sitting on the potty all night. Why does this give me some kind of perverse joy?" And then she cackled. Because, yes, my mother cackles.
I love my mom.
She called to tell me [and this is exactly what she said]: "There is good news and bad news. The bad news is that George Bush is having a colonoscopy in the morning, meaning that for a few hours Dick Cheney will be in charge. The good news is that George Bush is having a colonoscopy in the morning, meaning that you know what he's doing tonight--drinking that jug of foul clear stuff and sitting on the potty all night. Why does this give me some kind of perverse joy?" And then she cackled. Because, yes, my mother cackles.
I love my mom.