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[mornaquilde]

*can't help but feel that the twins deserve some sort of reward for a record-breaking underage infiltration into a strip club*

*takes them out to the park and plies them with candy*

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[terafinwe]

*tucks his away until he's feeling a little more up for candy :/*

[mornaquilde]

*ruffles your hair*

Feeling any better?

[terafinwe]

*shrugs* Li'l bit I guess. How come grownups drink gross stuff like parfoom? An' how come all those ladies had no clothes on? Is it like part o' the Grownup Game?

[mornaquilde]

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Perfume is NOT for drinking. You put it on your skin to smell nice if you're a lady.

And... uhm... yes. The Grownup Game. Part of it is not having clothes on. And sometimes grownups want to look at a lot of naked people dancing and pay good money for it and tip damn well...

[terafinwe]

Don't boys wanna smell nice, too?

sometimes grownups want to look at a lot of naked people dancing

Why?

[mornaquilde]

Because it makes them feel... uhm... good. Grownup brains are designed to like nakedness.

[cunafinwe]

But Auntie Mirime wasn't ALL naked. She had a snake on her. Why?

[mornaquilde]

Uhm... so... it's like going to see naked people AND going to the zoo at the same time!

[terafinwe]

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Why?

[mornaquilde]

Uhm...

Ah-HAH!

Because that's the way Eru made us. :D

[terafinwe]

But why did he make us so's we like naked people? And if grownups like naked people so much, how come we have to wear itchy clothes alla time? How come we can't just go 'round naked, too?

[mornaquilde]

Because if you go around naked all the time you're more likely to hurt yourself in delicate areas.

[terafinwe]

*can't really think of a way around this*

If I go back to that place an' take all my clothes off, will people give me money, too?

[mornaquilde]

. . .

No. That would be illegal.

[terafinwe]

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Why???

[dark_peredhel]

*SIGH*

Because it's a grown-up thing, like the grown-up "game". It's what a lot of grown ups do if they don't have anyone to play the game with.