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[mornaquilde]

*finds responsibility for his siblings thrust upon him once more*

*groans*

*figures he should probably do the proper adolescent thing and risk parental wrath by inviting his mates over to get drunk*

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[aranwion]

*eventually begs directions and arrives at yours, looking a little worse for wear (not to mention gloomy)*

Hey, dudes.

[mornaquilde]

You. I prescribe alcohol.

[aranwion]

You are wise. *nods* Plus, I totally brought cheese fries!

[mornaquilde]

Munchies AND intoxicants!! Yea verily, we're off to a good start!

[aranwion]

DUDE. I didn't know any bodacious babes were gonna be here! And my clothes are, like, totally full of sand, dude! :s

[mornaquilde]

Oh. That's Lindorie. She's my cousin. And while she's bodacious she's not exactly a mad stripping party chick.

...

None of my cousins are, come to think of it. Damn!

[aranwion]

*looks shocked*

*very seriously* I would never treat an excellent lady like that, dude. That would be, like, most non-non-non-non-heinous.

[mornaquilde]

That's good because this one's got a total of three fathers.

[aranwion]

Whoa. I was so gonna ask you to introduce us, but...never mind, bro. 0_o

[mornaquilde]

Well, two of them are gay and one of the gay one's is my half-brother.

[aranwion]

...

I think I could so use that triumphant booze right about now.

[mornaquilde]

Yeah, help yourself. If you really want to understand my family tree, you need a lot of drugs.

[mirefinwe]

Hey there!!!

*throws a can of beer in your direction*

*watches it swing past your head and smash into a vase*

Oh. Oops...

XD

[mornaquilde]

Oh crap...

Eh. It wasn't an antique. Forget about it.

[aranwion]

*retrieves said beer can from the corner and pops it open without thinking*

*sprays beer everywhere*

Whoops. /:)

[mirefinwe]

BEER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

*grabs a can and shakes it up and sprays it at you*