Leap Year
Just so you all know, leap year occurs every four years, on years that are divisible by four. The day is February 29th.
Today, in AP Calculus BC (so everyone in the class is supposedly some genius), I ask what the date is, and someone answers, "January 31st."
I write it down on my paper.
Joey Patchan says, "Is today leap year?"
Cue weird look. "What?"
"Doesn't January usually have thirty days?"
I"m pretty sure that's all that needs to be said.
"Some hearts may have it easy."