Prom!! (No longer in duck tape)
Yesterday, being Friday, I was going to ask Justin Stiller to prom. I tried to be all casual,
"So, are you going to prom?"
"I dunno, probably."
"Oh, who with?"
"Probably Sarah Glass." (Now that I think about it, I'm hard of hearing, he could have said Sarah Kinas. I checked the yearbook and "Sarah Glass" doesn't exist. In fact, no one has the last name Glass. Actually, no one in the yearbook named Sarah has a last name sounding remotely like Glass.)
"Oh... I don't know who that is..."
I tried to not sound disappointed. I mean, everyone is asking everyone about prom. So why couldn't I be curious about who he's going with? Right?
Oh, well.
Okay and i JUST NOW found out who Sarah Glass was. I was looking for her on his myspace. The bad part? We're friends. I just didn't know her last name. She's a freshman. That's why she wasn't in the yearbook.
Oh My Fucking Gosh.
We're FRIENDS. WE EAT LUNCH TOGETHER.
"So, are you going to prom?"
"I dunno, probably."
"Oh, who with?"
"Probably Sarah Glass." (Now that I think about it, I'm hard of hearing, he could have said Sarah Kinas. I checked the yearbook and "Sarah Glass" doesn't exist. In fact, no one has the last name Glass. Actually, no one in the yearbook named Sarah has a last name sounding remotely like Glass.)
"Oh... I don't know who that is..."
I tried to not sound disappointed. I mean, everyone is asking everyone about prom. So why couldn't I be curious about who he's going with? Right?
Oh, well.
Okay and i JUST NOW found out who Sarah Glass was. I was looking for her on his myspace. The bad part? We're friends. I just didn't know her last name. She's a freshman. That's why she wasn't in the yearbook.
Oh My Fucking Gosh.
We're FRIENDS. WE EAT LUNCH TOGETHER.