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Happy Sweet Sixteen Sarah!
A random collection of all the funny things I can think of that have happened in the past year and a half that relate to you:
>“Sarcasm gets you markers.”
>“What’s the difference between dead babies and dead baby jokes? The jokes get old, the babies never will.”
>Hiding from Franni and Kelly in the Galleria - we were attacked by Ninjas.
>Agent Cody Banks - “You’re my handler.” “The tree house isn’t exactly a date.” “It is when you’re playing doctor.” “YOU MESSED UP MY HAIRCUT!”
>The evil geese that work for Goosama Bin Laden.
>George the muskrat!!! (I think he died *sniff*)
>Paulo the sketchy Italian pop star: “But we broke up and you are like tweens. You’re 25 right? Oh 15? Well, same deeference.”
>Ho-hos. “I’d share but I’m mean.” “That’s ok. I’ll have a warhead.” “You gonna share?” “No, you have your ho-hos.” “I hate you!”
>“Maura! Maura! Guess what! It’s 7:40 in the morning and I already had two angry fits and bit someone!” [Norah, lol]
>“Mr. Carey! Why aren’t you an upper school advisor?” “Uhhh…”*runs away*
>“Who’s Chaucer?” “Just Some dead white guy.”
>”How funny would it be if you saw a cat walking down the street and then suddenly a stick just dropped out of the sky and hit it on the head?”
>Running around on the frozen field in two feet of snow.
>Pinwheels in the park on the frozen puddle.
>“What if George Bush drives up in a car…?” “Run the other way!”
>Random T girls talking to us about science courses.
>Stealing mascots
>“You’re the worst color ever Kelly! *pause* I didn’t mean it like that!”
>Spanish: “F!” “Pegala mas fuerte!” “Estoy aburrida con mi vida.” “Tomorrow I will be dancing on stage in a silver thong.” “Untie my bodice.” “Ok! Es la hora!”
>“Volcano day!” “Flood day!” “How bout a Sarah died day?”
>“Mr. Bowman, will you be my valentine?” *pause* “No.”
>Hockey: “Sulley where’s your bag? No seriously, we DON’T have it! I’m serious! We just looked! We DON’T have it!” “Oh yeah right. I know you. You probably strapped it to the top of the bus, you little pranksters.” “No, we’re not lying! We don’t have it!”
And finally, the best threat ever:
>“If you ever tell anyone I’ll kill you and make a festive hat out of your rib cage to wear on Mardi Gras.”
Sarah, I can’t tell you how glad I am to have you as a friend. I love spending time with you because you can always make me laugh - (“Maura, you’re so odd. There should be a sit com about you.”) - and you’re always there to talk to when I’m feeling down or tired or sorry for myself. We may be total opposites - (I love the boonies, never watch TV, actually do my hw; you…well, I think we all know) - but you’re one of my closest friends in the entire world. I know that I can trust you with anything and that you will always be there if I need you. I can’t believe I’ve only known you for a year and a half - I feel like we’ve been friends forever. Have the happiest birthday ever and a great sixteenth year (although the idea of you driving is pretty scary: I can see you having some serious issues with road rage…)
Me: “Does anyone have candy?”
You: “Why would I give you candy? Do you think I like you or something?”
Me: “I hate you.”
You: “I know. That’s what makes this friendship so beautiful.”
Love always,
~Maura, Momomifikins, Menorah, JCT, Thoo
A random collection of all the funny things I can think of that have happened in the past year and a half that relate to you:
>“Sarcasm gets you markers.”
>“What’s the difference between dead babies and dead baby jokes? The jokes get old, the babies never will.”
>Hiding from Franni and Kelly in the Galleria - we were attacked by Ninjas.
>Agent Cody Banks - “You’re my handler.” “The tree house isn’t exactly a date.” “It is when you’re playing doctor.” “YOU MESSED UP MY HAIRCUT!”
>The evil geese that work for Goosama Bin Laden.
>George the muskrat!!! (I think he died *sniff*)
>Paulo the sketchy Italian pop star: “But we broke up and you are like tweens. You’re 25 right? Oh 15? Well, same deeference.”
>Ho-hos. “I’d share but I’m mean.” “That’s ok. I’ll have a warhead.” “You gonna share?” “No, you have your ho-hos.” “I hate you!”
>“Maura! Maura! Guess what! It’s 7:40 in the morning and I already had two angry fits and bit someone!” [Norah, lol]
>“Mr. Carey! Why aren’t you an upper school advisor?” “Uhhh…”*runs away*
>“Who’s Chaucer?” “Just Some dead white guy.”
>”How funny would it be if you saw a cat walking down the street and then suddenly a stick just dropped out of the sky and hit it on the head?”
>Running around on the frozen field in two feet of snow.
>Pinwheels in the park on the frozen puddle.
>“What if George Bush drives up in a car…?” “Run the other way!”
>Random T girls talking to us about science courses.
>Stealing mascots
>“You’re the worst color ever Kelly! *pause* I didn’t mean it like that!”
>Spanish: “F!” “Pegala mas fuerte!” “Estoy aburrida con mi vida.” “Tomorrow I will be dancing on stage in a silver thong.” “Untie my bodice.” “Ok! Es la hora!”
>“Volcano day!” “Flood day!” “How bout a Sarah died day?”
>“Mr. Bowman, will you be my valentine?” *pause* “No.”
>Hockey: “Sulley where’s your bag? No seriously, we DON’T have it! I’m serious! We just looked! We DON’T have it!” “Oh yeah right. I know you. You probably strapped it to the top of the bus, you little pranksters.” “No, we’re not lying! We don’t have it!”
And finally, the best threat ever:
>“If you ever tell anyone I’ll kill you and make a festive hat out of your rib cage to wear on Mardi Gras.”
Sarah, I can’t tell you how glad I am to have you as a friend. I love spending time with you because you can always make me laugh - (“Maura, you’re so odd. There should be a sit com about you.”) - and you’re always there to talk to when I’m feeling down or tired or sorry for myself. We may be total opposites - (I love the boonies, never watch TV, actually do my hw; you…well, I think we all know) - but you’re one of my closest friends in the entire world. I know that I can trust you with anything and that you will always be there if I need you. I can’t believe I’ve only known you for a year and a half - I feel like we’ve been friends forever. Have the happiest birthday ever and a great sixteenth year (although the idea of you driving is pretty scary: I can see you having some serious issues with road rage…)
Me: “Does anyone have candy?”
You: “Why would I give you candy? Do you think I like you or something?”
Me: “I hate you.”
You: “I know. That’s what makes this friendship so beautiful.”
Love always,
~Maura, Momomifikins, Menorah, JCT, Thoo