Sample Breasts
Have you ever craved a piece of chicken? Have you ever craved it with a crispy crust and nice moist texture? You too? Me neither. I hate fried chicken and those that love it. My plasma rifle is waiting to render them a scorched pile of meat. Okay, enough of them.
I'm listening to Seek and Destroy now. I heard it on the radio one day, so I bought the corresponding Metallica album. I am Tonto the dog for buying that heap of hardcore metal-head genius crap. The only reason I bought da shit was because I recognized Seek & Destroy as the source for a MIDI from a fabled Doom II mod, created by the immortal JServe (Jason?!), whom most of you haven't networked with yet (you will if you are lucky). I hath kilt scores of Mancubus and "Our Hero" to that MIDI. I felt the need to kill the Mancubus. Spectacular. The other tracks of Kill 'Em All are wasted on me, talking about them...stupid.
The Burrito Ultimo esta grande y yum. It's gwood! It's not like mailbox tacos, which are delicious, but try it please. Spend the full $8 on the dinner entree and get 4 chips! and a Pepsi or Root Beer!! Awh yeah!!! I pissed 'cause no Baja Fresh discount.
I've decided to get everyone a few scraps of food for Christmas, maybe some chicken samples w/ gravy on top. Be damned if they art vegan, gluten-intolerant, dairy-hating, or have any other digestion handicap. Be damned if the food be expired or, heavens forbid, have a historic sell-by date. Be damned, in general. They'll thank me in the end--those heathen "I want MORE" kinsmen. I'll be in stand-by mode 'til then...after I kill a hibernating bear and brew a fat lager. One is enough for anyone.
Beer! Meat!
I'm listening to Seek and Destroy now. I heard it on the radio one day, so I bought the corresponding Metallica album. I am Tonto the dog for buying that heap of hardcore metal-head genius crap. The only reason I bought da shit was because I recognized Seek & Destroy as the source for a MIDI from a fabled Doom II mod, created by the immortal JServe (Jason?!), whom most of you haven't networked with yet (you will if you are lucky). I hath kilt scores of Mancubus and "Our Hero" to that MIDI. I felt the need to kill the Mancubus. Spectacular. The other tracks of Kill 'Em All are wasted on me, talking about them...stupid.
The Burrito Ultimo esta grande y yum. It's gwood! It's not like mailbox tacos, which are delicious, but try it please. Spend the full $8 on the dinner entree and get 4 chips! and a Pepsi or Root Beer!! Awh yeah!!! I pissed 'cause no Baja Fresh discount.
I've decided to get everyone a few scraps of food for Christmas, maybe some chicken samples w/ gravy on top. Be damned if they art vegan, gluten-intolerant, dairy-hating, or have any other digestion handicap. Be damned if the food be expired or, heavens forbid, have a historic sell-by date. Be damned, in general. They'll thank me in the end--those heathen "I want MORE" kinsmen. I'll be in stand-by mode 'til then...after I kill a hibernating bear and brew a fat lager. One is enough for anyone.
Beer! Meat!