My Mom is weird...... but then again so am I

Jan 17, 2005 09:50

WELlllllllll......let us see- I have still neglected to do any such part of my homework...(which is dumb as Hell coonsidering I have test in every subject). I think my mom is pissed at me.... and she expects me to figure out why...ha. Plus, I'm feeling like crap already today and it isn't even 12:00pm yet WTF! I'm a morning person fa g'dness sake!!!!! N-E-Way....I've sarted writing again and I'm so happy.... I'm almost as happy as when I plot people's death (at the minimal fee of 20,000 dollars, if I hate them it's free!). Ya kno somethin - Life really sucks when you try to do the right thing! Like you try to stay a virgin so some punk as bithches'll won't stay outta bizness WTF - they call you a 'Ho neway.... and you haven't done a damn thing..... Then your G'damn boyfriend hatin on your ass and you ain't did shit...what the HELL is that... I'm like "O, so that's how your ass feels about this relationship... I'm just your whore and we haven't even had real HARDCORE in your face SEX - yeah I said it bitches- Who the Hell does he think he is! (well he didn't say it in those exact words perviously stated, but he might as well had)... Don't care... didn't like his ass anyway.... he was just cute.... I hate his damn mama too... Always lookin at me like I'm some damn slut.... I wonder what the Hell her ass gon' say when I break up wit' her son...."I told you she wasn't the one for you and she wanted you for your money" or "All she wanted was to have you for status" or "She probably found somebody wit' more money...the golddigger!" Shut the FuCk uP BiTcH!!
For those of you I tortured with the pervious statment on my personal life...I applaud you....for finishing it all, but laugh at you at the same time cuz if you are reading this crap....you already know about (most likely) so hahahahahahaahaha....ha! I'm workin on valentines....none for you hefers...hehe....(they have poison in them....ya'll haven't pissed me off like that- yet...). Have I mentioned today that school sucks ass? O,I haven't? Well school sucks ass!!!!!! Did I mention football sucks...Well it sucks ass, too. Did I mention I'm sexy? Well I'm !!!!!!! SEXY !!!!!! Have I mentioned what like like? well, I like guns and bombs and poisons and more guns and "weapons of mass distruction" and more guns amd bombs...and more poisons... and spy eqiupment and hot guy strippers and more strippers and whips and chains and guys with nice asses and tall guys and more strippers and chocolate covered guys with nice asses that are tall and hot and well equiped (ya kno, ya kno - hey hey hey hey!) and money (cuz with money you can get all the other stuff) and drawing.
Well it has been fun...maybe I'll post some more later....knowing me and my lazy ass I won't so don't hope for anything....I'll leave you with the thought of the day......"When people turn their backs on you...stab them! They'll never see it coming" serves the dumbasses right!

- Mae Mae -
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