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Here's one of those narcissistic online quizzes that are catnip for compulsive fanboys and Myers-Briggs junkies like me. Let's see how I did...
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Sorcerer (6th Level)
(Like ASS...Sorcerer? SORCERER? give it a rest! I cleave a bloody path through those "the blood of dragon kings runs through my veins" wankers. Sixth level's not too shabby, but it's Paladin, damn your eyes. Pal-a-DIN. Maybe a Ranger, straight fighter or even some sort of door-kicking Cleric, but Sorcerer? Tossers.)
Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-13
Charisma-16
(Well, that's very nice, but I can't agree. It's more like: Str 10, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 15ish, Wis, God knows, Cha, I refuse to speculate, but not that high.)
Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
(Yep, I'm a human. Well spotted. Elves give me gas.)
Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
(Wand wavers can kiss my faulds and tassets. Just wait till they get a load of the new armor! Stupid test...)
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Sorcerer (6th Level)
(Like ASS...Sorcerer? SORCERER? give it a rest! I cleave a bloody path through those "the blood of dragon kings runs through my veins" wankers. Sixth level's not too shabby, but it's Paladin, damn your eyes. Pal-a-DIN. Maybe a Ranger, straight fighter or even some sort of door-kicking Cleric, but Sorcerer? Tossers.)
Ability Scores:
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-12
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-13
Charisma-16
(Well, that's very nice, but I can't agree. It's more like: Str 10, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 15ish, Wis, God knows, Cha, I refuse to speculate, but not that high.)
Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.
Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
(Yep, I'm a human. Well spotted. Elves give me gas.)
Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.
(Wand wavers can kiss my faulds and tassets. Just wait till they get a load of the new armor! Stupid test...)
Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)