These are the two that seemed good for me.

[moriarty70]

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

I better have some sweet shit under the tree!

Your Elf Name Is...

Twinkles Snow Bunny
What's Your Elf Name?

To the Gonadz reading this, NOT ONE FUCKING WORD!