Movie meme
Spotted first on Popelaksmi's LJ... and then had fun helping kattale do hers so I just had to do one myself.
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
5 more added. I was having so much fun, and thinking of so many good movies, I just had to do more.
1) "And if I were to go?"
"All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off."
2) "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you.
"Is that for real?"
"You wanna come over sometime?" callwolf got Breakfast Club
3) "Will he be OK, Doc?"
"The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped."
"But will he be all right out there?"
"Oh yeah, he'll be fine." callwolf got Edward Scissorhands
4)"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." popelaksmi got Bladerunner
5)"I say we kill 'em!"
"I say we hump 'em."
"I say we eat crumpets and tea."
"Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say 'Aye'."
"AYE!"
"Shut up!"
6)"So, my little ____, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him, for Pete's sake!" callwolf got Amélie
hint: this one is translated from French
7)"You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, eh?"
"I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain."
"Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?"
"Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?"
"Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have." callwolf got Princess Bride
8) "Beware lads! Beware."
"What, the one-legged man?
"Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses an... ahhhhh!" ansfrid got Muppet Treasure Island
9) "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define 'interesting'."
"[deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?" callwolf got Serenity
10) "That's not fair!"
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?" callwolf got Labyrinth
11) "You're hurt ma'am."
"I'm dead, sir."
"Dead. That's serious. Can I help?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Ma'am... I would gladly, but I fear my ankle is twisted." amazon_syren got Orlando
12) "I'm afraid, sir, that you have a rather weak grasp of reality."
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
13) "Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."
"He roped a couple of sea turtles."
"Aye. Sea turtles."
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair.[pause] From my back." amazon_syren got Pirates of the Caribbean 1
14) "I've got a bad feeling about this." amazon_syren got Star Wars (all of them)
15) "Police! Don't move! I said, Don't move!"
"I though the police always said 'Freeze'."
"Well, I am the police, and I say 'Don't move!' So once you move, you're dead."
"And I say I'm dead, and I move." callwolf got The Crow
16) "Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this 'baby'? The Führer has never said 'baby'. I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, 'baby'?" ansfrid got The Producers
17)"Do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?"
"No, I don't think I do, sir, no."
"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." amazon_syren got Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
18) "Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There, wolf. There, castle."
"Why are you talking that way?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, I don't want to."
"Suit yourself. I'm easy." rbowspryte and ansfrid got Young Frankenstein
19) "Let me level with you, you're an evil genius, right?"
"Well, I don't know if I'd say "genius," you know. I was asked to join Mensa."
"Well, you got yourself an evil lair in a mountain cave. That's standard, but see, most masters of evil that we deal with are up to evil genius code. Are you familiar with the code?"
"You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah."
"I understand. Are you thinking about puttin' in a laser?"
"I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should?"
"Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. I'm not saying you're going to zap someone with it today, but you gotta think about the future. Those things have gotta be calibrated."
20)"Look at my hand."
"Steady as a rock."
[raises other wobbling hand] "Yeah but I shoot with this one."
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
5 more added. I was having so much fun, and thinking of so many good movies, I just had to do more.
1) "And if I were to go?"
"All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off."
2) "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you.
"Is that for real?"
"You wanna come over sometime?" callwolf got Breakfast Club
3) "Will he be OK, Doc?"
"The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped."
"But will he be all right out there?"
"Oh yeah, he'll be fine." callwolf got Edward Scissorhands
4)"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." popelaksmi got Bladerunner
5)"I say we kill 'em!"
"I say we hump 'em."
"I say we eat crumpets and tea."
"Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say 'Aye'."
"AYE!"
"Shut up!"
6)"So, my little ____, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him, for Pete's sake!" callwolf got Amélie
hint: this one is translated from French
7)"You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, eh?"
"I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain."
"Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?"
"Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?"
"Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have." callwolf got Princess Bride
8) "Beware lads! Beware."
"What, the one-legged man?
"Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses an... ahhhhh!" ansfrid got Muppet Treasure Island
9) "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define 'interesting'."
"[deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?" callwolf got Serenity
10) "That's not fair!"
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?" callwolf got Labyrinth
11) "You're hurt ma'am."
"I'm dead, sir."
"Dead. That's serious. Can I help?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Ma'am... I would gladly, but I fear my ankle is twisted." amazon_syren got Orlando
12) "I'm afraid, sir, that you have a rather weak grasp of reality."
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
13) "Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft."
"He roped a couple of sea turtles."
"Aye. Sea turtles."
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair.[pause] From my back." amazon_syren got Pirates of the Caribbean 1
14) "I've got a bad feeling about this." amazon_syren got Star Wars (all of them)
15) "Police! Don't move! I said, Don't move!"
"I though the police always said 'Freeze'."
"Well, I am the police, and I say 'Don't move!' So once you move, you're dead."
"And I say I'm dead, and I move." callwolf got The Crow
16) "Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this 'baby'? The Führer has never said 'baby'. I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, 'baby'?" ansfrid got The Producers
17)"Do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?"
"No, I don't think I do, sir, no."
"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." amazon_syren got Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
18) "Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There, wolf. There, castle."
"Why are you talking that way?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, I don't want to."
"Suit yourself. I'm easy." rbowspryte and ansfrid got Young Frankenstein
19) "Let me level with you, you're an evil genius, right?"
"Well, I don't know if I'd say "genius," you know. I was asked to join Mensa."
"Well, you got yourself an evil lair in a mountain cave. That's standard, but see, most masters of evil that we deal with are up to evil genius code. Are you familiar with the code?"
"You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah."
"I understand. Are you thinking about puttin' in a laser?"
"I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should?"
"Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. I'm not saying you're going to zap someone with it today, but you gotta think about the future. Those things have gotta be calibrated."
20)"Look at my hand."
"Steady as a rock."
[raises other wobbling hand] "Yeah but I shoot with this one."