Weirdos

[morghandi]

So I'm taking a nap and I get a text message. I don't recognize the number. The following is the conversation.

Him: Hey wats up grul
Me: Who is this?
Him: Jose ur sis gave my lil bro this num
Me: I think you have the wrong number.
Him:

Him: Ur name is laura raight
Me: Haha, no. Morgan.
Him: Oh is madisen ur sis
Me: No.
Him:

Me: That is not me.
Him: Wat do u look lik
Me: Not like that. How old are you?
Him: 20
Me: Ah
Him: N u send me a pix of u
Him: Y aw
Me: No.
Him: Y
Me: I don't know you!
Him: How old r u
Me: 20
Him: Oyes
Me: You have a myspace?
Him: So wat send me a pix dont b means so we can get to know eachother or no
Him: Ya i do
Me: What's your display name?
Him: joseramirez13§17¡hotmail
Him: Wats urs
Me: Can't find you... Weird symbols
Me: What's your zip code?
Him: Its 80537
Me: Still can't find you

He calls me twice.

Me: I don't talk on the phone
Him: Oh
Him: Send a pix grul
Me: Not until I see your myspace.
Me: What's your email? I'll search under that
Him: X
Him: Y till u see it y not now
Me: I said so
Him: Oh

and then in the middle of that conversation I got this.

Him 2: Hey wad up girl ?
Me: Who is this?
Him 2: Ur sisters boy friend.
Me: You have the wrong number.
Him 2: So was ur name girl .
Me: Morgan
Him 2: So were u live girl ?
Me: Arvada
Him 2: Weres that at ?
Me: About 20 minutes from Denver
Him 2: O dats koo. How old r u girl?
Me: Ask your friend... You guys are wasting my text messages

Him = 970-388-1486
Him 2 = 720-366-2053

I personally would have stopped at, "You have the wrong number," but maybe that's just me...
Also... Who ends every sentence with girl?