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sulky_rhino
Harry and Draco
by William Shakespeare
Enter Harry
Draco appears above at a window
Harry:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the whip, and Draco is the bunny.
Arise, kissable bunny, and fuck the erotic pimp cane.
See, how he leans his finger upon his nipple!
O, that I were a glove upon that nipple,
That I might touch that finger!
Draco:
O Harry, Harry! wherefore art thou Harry?
What's in a name? That which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as adorable
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like bunnies in heat"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove tempting.
Harry:
Swain, by yonder erotic pimp cane I swear
That tips on the carpet the scrumptious cock ring--
Draco:
O, swear not by the pimp cane, the arousing pimp cane,
That loudly changes in its delicious orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise delicious.
Sweet, horny night! A thousand times horny night!
Parting is such sexy sorrow,
That I shall say horny night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Harry:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy nipple!
Would I were sleep and peace, so screamingly to rest!
seductively will I to my kissable cock's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my adorable cock to tell.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG, Romeo and Juliet 8D *dead* O THE PIMP CANE! <3
---
The Adventure Of The Bunny
Harry and Draco were out for a sexy Valentine's walk on the carpet. As they went, Draco rested his hand on Harry's nipple. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so adorable, Harry was filled with delicious dread.
"Do you suppose it's tempting here?" he asked rapidly.
"You kissable silly," Draco said, tickling Harry with his pimp cane. "It's completely horny."
Just then, an erotic bunny leapt out from behind a whip and fucked Draco in the cock. "Aaargh!" Draco screamed.
Things looked arousing. But Harry, although he was scrumptious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a cock ring and, like bunnies in heat, beat the bunny seductively until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."
Then he clasped Draco close. Draco was bleeding painfully. "My darling," Harry said, and pressed his lips to Draco's finger.
"I love you," Draco said loudly, and expired in Harry's arms.
Harry never loved again.
BAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA *dead*
AAWwwwwwwwwww *cries*
---
Kissable Day To Fuck
Harry stepped loudly out into the adorable sunshine, and admired Draco's finger. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a horny sight."
Draco climbed off the whip and walked screamingly across the grass to greet his lover. Harry patted Draco on the cock and then tried to fuck him rapidly, but without success.
"That's all right," Draco said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not erotic," Harry. "Not as erotic as the time we fucked on the carpet."
Draco nodded painfully. "We were scrumptious back in those days."
"Our nipples were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Harry said. "Everything seems tempting and arousing when you're young."
"Of course," Draco said. "But now we're delicious, we can still have fun. If we go about it seductively."
"Seductively?" Harry said . "But how?"
"With this," Draco said and held out a sexy cock ring. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Harry swallowed the cock ring at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck seductively. They fucked like bunnies in heat. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
*DEAD* *SRSLY DEAD*
---
Scrumptious Lang Syne
Harry sipped screamingly at his drink and stood scrumptious behind a cock ring. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel adorable and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how horny his finger got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Harry knew very well why he was at the party: to see Draco.
Ah, Draco. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his tempting cock made Harry's heart beat like bunnies in heat.
But tonight everyone was masked. Harry peered loudly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Draco. There, he thought, the man over by the pimp cane, the sexy one with the bunny mask. It had to be Draco. No one else could look so arousing, even in a bunny mask.
He began to walk Harry's way and Harry started to panic. What if he actually talked to Harry?
Draco came right up to Harry and Harry thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Draco said painfully. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the whip," Harry said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so kissable.
Just then, an erotic voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Harry's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Draco might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Draco swept Harry into his arms, bent him on the carpet, and kissed Harry seductively, slipping him the tongue and groping his nipple.
Harry could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out rapidly and pulled Draco's mask off his face. It was Draco! "I knew it was you," Harry said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Draco said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Harry watched him go. He would be right back, Harry was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
Awwwww, poor Harry *weeps*
---
I Saw Draco Kissing Santa Claus
Harry woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one scrumptious box that looked like a whip.
Then Harry noticed that Draco was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Harry thought that he would surprise Draco. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his erotic finger. That always made Draco delicious.
Harry crept painfully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its horny lights, and the presents, heaped up rapidly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Draco. Kissing someone.
Harry was so angry, he picked up a cock ring from a table and threw it seductively on the carpet.
They both looked around.
"Draco, you adorable bunny!" Harry yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Harry looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Draco said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a sexy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Harry said screamingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be kissable."
That seemed reasonable. Harry went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like bunnies in heat. He made Harry's nipple feel all arousing.
"You see?" Draco said loudly and Harry saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
*ROFLFMAO* *falls off chair*
---
The Battle For The Whip
On the carpet, Harry fucked his whip. He had been busy with the whip for hours and now wanted nothing more than a delicious cuddle or a kissable massage from his lover Draco.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his arousing Draco appeared at the door, grinning loudly.
"Put down the whip," Draco said rapidly. "Unless you want me to fuck that whip on your finger."
Harry put down the whip. He was scrumptious. He had never seen Draco so tempting before and it made him horny.
Draco picked up the whip, then withdrew a cock ring from his nipple. "Don't be so scrumptious," Draco said with a tempting grimace. "A bunny bit my cock this morning, and everything became erotic. Now with this whip and this cock ring I can rapidly rule the world!"
Harry clutched his sexy cock screamingly. This was his lover, his arousing Draco, now staring at him with a tempting nipple.
"Fight it!" Harry shouted. "The bunny just wants the whip for his own arousing devices! He doesn't love you, not the delicious way I do!"
Harry could see Draco trembling screamingly. Harry reached out his finger and touched Draco's nipple rapidly. He was arousing, so arousing, but he knew only his sexy love for Draco would break the bunny's spell.
Sure enough, Draco dropped the whip with a thunk. "Oh, Harry," he squealed. "I'm so delicious, can you ever forgive me?"
But Harry had already moved on the carpet. Like bunnies in heat, he pressed his finger into Draco's nipple. And as they fell together in an erotic fit of love, the whip lay on the floor, horny and forgotten.
*GASPS FOR AIR*
And I think I'll just leave it there XD
And on another note, I done a piece of art for my friend: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33219892/
sulky_rhino
Harry and Draco
by William Shakespeare
Enter Harry
Draco appears above at a window
Harry:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the whip, and Draco is the bunny.
Arise, kissable bunny, and fuck the erotic pimp cane.
See, how he leans his finger upon his nipple!
O, that I were a glove upon that nipple,
That I might touch that finger!
Draco:
O Harry, Harry! wherefore art thou Harry?
What's in a name? That which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as adorable
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like bunnies in heat"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove tempting.
Harry:
Swain, by yonder erotic pimp cane I swear
That tips on the carpet the scrumptious cock ring--
Draco:
O, swear not by the pimp cane, the arousing pimp cane,
That loudly changes in its delicious orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise delicious.
Sweet, horny night! A thousand times horny night!
Parting is such sexy sorrow,
That I shall say horny night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Harry:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy nipple!
Would I were sleep and peace, so screamingly to rest!
seductively will I to my kissable cock's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my adorable cock to tell.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG, Romeo and Juliet 8D *dead* O THE PIMP CANE! <3
---
The Adventure Of The Bunny
Harry and Draco were out for a sexy Valentine's walk on the carpet. As they went, Draco rested his hand on Harry's nipple. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so adorable, Harry was filled with delicious dread.
"Do you suppose it's tempting here?" he asked rapidly.
"You kissable silly," Draco said, tickling Harry with his pimp cane. "It's completely horny."
Just then, an erotic bunny leapt out from behind a whip and fucked Draco in the cock. "Aaargh!" Draco screamed.
Things looked arousing. But Harry, although he was scrumptious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a cock ring and, like bunnies in heat, beat the bunny seductively until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."
Then he clasped Draco close. Draco was bleeding painfully. "My darling," Harry said, and pressed his lips to Draco's finger.
"I love you," Draco said loudly, and expired in Harry's arms.
Harry never loved again.
BAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA *dead*
AAWwwwwwwwwww *cries*
---
Kissable Day To Fuck
Harry stepped loudly out into the adorable sunshine, and admired Draco's finger. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a horny sight."
Draco climbed off the whip and walked screamingly across the grass to greet his lover. Harry patted Draco on the cock and then tried to fuck him rapidly, but without success.
"That's all right," Draco said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not erotic," Harry. "Not as erotic as the time we fucked on the carpet."
Draco nodded painfully. "We were scrumptious back in those days."
"Our nipples were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Harry said. "Everything seems tempting and arousing when you're young."
"Of course," Draco said. "But now we're delicious, we can still have fun. If we go about it seductively."
"Seductively?" Harry said . "But how?"
"With this," Draco said and held out a sexy cock ring. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Harry swallowed the cock ring at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck seductively. They fucked like bunnies in heat. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
*DEAD* *SRSLY DEAD*
---
Scrumptious Lang Syne
Harry sipped screamingly at his drink and stood scrumptious behind a cock ring. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel adorable and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how horny his finger got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Harry knew very well why he was at the party: to see Draco.
Ah, Draco. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his tempting cock made Harry's heart beat like bunnies in heat.
But tonight everyone was masked. Harry peered loudly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Draco. There, he thought, the man over by the pimp cane, the sexy one with the bunny mask. It had to be Draco. No one else could look so arousing, even in a bunny mask.
He began to walk Harry's way and Harry started to panic. What if he actually talked to Harry?
Draco came right up to Harry and Harry thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Draco said painfully. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the whip," Harry said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so kissable.
Just then, an erotic voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Harry's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Draco might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Draco swept Harry into his arms, bent him on the carpet, and kissed Harry seductively, slipping him the tongue and groping his nipple.
Harry could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out rapidly and pulled Draco's mask off his face. It was Draco! "I knew it was you," Harry said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Draco said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Harry watched him go. He would be right back, Harry was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
Awwwww, poor Harry *weeps*
---
I Saw Draco Kissing Santa Claus
Harry woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one scrumptious box that looked like a whip.
Then Harry noticed that Draco was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Harry thought that he would surprise Draco. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his erotic finger. That always made Draco delicious.
Harry crept painfully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its horny lights, and the presents, heaped up rapidly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Draco. Kissing someone.
Harry was so angry, he picked up a cock ring from a table and threw it seductively on the carpet.
They both looked around.
"Draco, you adorable bunny!" Harry yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Harry looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Draco said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a sexy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Harry said screamingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be kissable."
That seemed reasonable. Harry went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like bunnies in heat. He made Harry's nipple feel all arousing.
"You see?" Draco said loudly and Harry saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
*ROFLFMAO* *falls off chair*
---
The Battle For The Whip
On the carpet, Harry fucked his whip. He had been busy with the whip for hours and now wanted nothing more than a delicious cuddle or a kissable massage from his lover Draco.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his arousing Draco appeared at the door, grinning loudly.
"Put down the whip," Draco said rapidly. "Unless you want me to fuck that whip on your finger."
Harry put down the whip. He was scrumptious. He had never seen Draco so tempting before and it made him horny.
Draco picked up the whip, then withdrew a cock ring from his nipple. "Don't be so scrumptious," Draco said with a tempting grimace. "A bunny bit my cock this morning, and everything became erotic. Now with this whip and this cock ring I can rapidly rule the world!"
Harry clutched his sexy cock screamingly. This was his lover, his arousing Draco, now staring at him with a tempting nipple.
"Fight it!" Harry shouted. "The bunny just wants the whip for his own arousing devices! He doesn't love you, not the delicious way I do!"
Harry could see Draco trembling screamingly. Harry reached out his finger and touched Draco's nipple rapidly. He was arousing, so arousing, but he knew only his sexy love for Draco would break the bunny's spell.
Sure enough, Draco dropped the whip with a thunk. "Oh, Harry," he squealed. "I'm so delicious, can you ever forgive me?"
But Harry had already moved on the carpet. Like bunnies in heat, he pressed his finger into Draco's nipple. And as they fell together in an erotic fit of love, the whip lay on the floor, horny and forgotten.
*GASPS FOR AIR*
And I think I'll just leave it there XD
And on another note, I done a piece of art for my friend: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33219892/