Cole’s Guide to Playing Video Games When You Suck

Nov 30, 2010 02:07


Just some handy tips:
  • Play on easy. Always.
  • Use a machine gun or, if all else fails, an automatic weapon.
  • Play with someone who is better than you.
  • Hide out in a corner facing the doorway.
  • Pick a character that is balanced all around.
  • Or a character that has a shit ton of health.
  • Lean with your controller. That and pressing the buttons harder will always help.
  • Use AI players as shields.
  • Run!!
  • Pray.

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