Quotes on Cats
"One cat just leads to another:"
- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown
"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
- Will Cuppy
"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"You own a dog but you feed a cat."
- Jenny Devries
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous
"If a dog jumps into your lqp it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer:"
- A.N. Whitehead
"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr:"
. - Martin Buxbaum
"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it."
- Winifred Carriere
"There are no ordinary cats."
- Colette
"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other:"
- Stephen Baker
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly a.s: it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world."
- Lynn M. Osband
"Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat."
- Emile Auguste Chartier
- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- Unknown
"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
- Will Cuppy
"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"You own a dog but you feed a cat."
- Jenny Devries
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous
"If a dog jumps into your lqp it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer:"
- A.N. Whitehead
"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr:"
. - Martin Buxbaum
"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it."
- Winifred Carriere
"There are no ordinary cats."
- Colette
"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other:"
- Stephen Baker
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly a.s: it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world."
- Lynn M. Osband
"Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat."
- Emile Auguste Chartier