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Mar 25, 2008 15:22

this is the conversation that actually took place between my body and the worlds deadliest rash.

my body- hey umm i havent seen you in a while
rash- ya its been a like 8 years since we used to get morgan everysummer with poison ivy
my body- ya so she´s almost done her trip but im sure she wont mind if you infect her a week before she goes home
rash- oh great, cause i really have nothing to do for the next week, but make morgan incredibly itchy and red all over oh ya a spread to every itch of her body
my body- ok well sounds good to me
rash- hey hey and wouldnt it be awesome if in the morning we got into her eyes so it looks like she´s got a double lazy eye
my body - haha ya ya do that it´ll be HILARIOUS

geeez
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