Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
So I'm going to make a real update tonight, especially now that Lauren is in North Carolina and actually needs to be kept in the loop! Miss you mama!! Oh and since Carla's cousin is “bogart” (Hi Humphrey)ing all of her time. We are soooooo kidnapping you! Love ya Shirl!
K-great pride weekend, incredible friends, and I have the most fabulous girlfriend. *More on this topic tonight.*
Ashley's Monday amusements:
1) Nick was sitting less than two feet from me at his desk and called the office. Knowing it's him I pick up and say, "Adams Construction Services, how can I help you?" His response, oh so professionally, "Yes, um........*turns around* oh shit!"
2) I unknowingly called Kelly in the middle of class. "ASHLEY I'M IN CLASS!" followed by hysterical laughter.
3) At Starbucks I ordered a tall frapp. and they gave me a grande. Normally I wouldn't be so amused, but they KNEW I ordered tall. Mmmhmmm. Shout out to the Starbucks baristas!! HOLLA!
& last but certainly not least (and probably not even last, but I've got work to do)-
4) One of our work passwords is Chuck Norris.
ENJOY
"At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, what would Jimmy Buffett dooooooo!?"