Welcome to the Morgan and Madison
(We like cheese.)
Morgan: Not me, I'm lactose intolerant.
(We like teasing the silly human scientists.)
(We like arguing about inane things.)
Morgan: What's inane mean?
Maddie: It means stupid.
Morgan: Then why didin't you just say 'stupid'? why you gotta use words that I don't understand.
Maddie: We're lab rats, we're supposed to be smart.
(Basically, we've got nothing better to do then sit around all day and comment on stuff.)
Morgan: Not me, I like watching TV. Humans and their Reality. Pffft.
Maddie: Which end did that sound come out of?
Morgan: ...Sorry.
Maddie: ...ew.
Morgan: Stupid humans coming, quick act like a rat.
...minutes pass...
Morgan: What do you see?
Maddie: Ooh, the scientist left his sandwich.
Morgan: Is there cheese in it?
Maddie: Dunno.
Morgan: Damn. Get it anyways.
Tune in next time to find out if Maddie got the sandwich, and does it have cheese?