New weight loss teqhnique
Ok, so last night Nate and I were lying in bed talking about bondage. I told him I was too fat to have sex so he threatened to tie me up and talk advantage. Yeh I know TMI for some of you, but it's how my idea came to be. My brain jumped a few rails and thought hey if I'm tied up I can't eat, and then moved on to the S&M part of being tied up while still on the thought of being fat. I suggested that we tie up fat people and shove a turkey leg in their mouth so they can't talk and make them stand on potato chips. All the while whipping them with licorice and chucking cookies at them. Shouting things like, "Have another oreo fatty. Here try a DOUBLE STUFFED!" I know it sounds kind of mean, but it might work.
Just wanted to share because the picture in my head was kind of funny.
Just wanted to share because the picture in my head was kind of funny.