Here's my schedule for the first semester, kids. If you have any classes with me, comment and we shall make plans to annoy the living crap out of the teacher.
Period 1: Art and Design Tech. - D. Faux
Period 2: American/AZ History - K. Stout
Period 3: Beginning Dance - D. Milbauer
Period 4: Chemistry - K. Hatch
Period 5: Math Year 3 - E. Miller
Period 6: AP English 11 - W. Kleinman
Believe it or not, I actually had to go through quite the dilemma to get my schedule correct today. Here's what my schedule looked like before I had everything corrected. My comments are in italics below each class:
Period 1: Intro To Art - H. Chen
I took this class as a freshman. What gives?
Period 2: Honors French 3 - J. Cowger
I don't speak a word of French. Me taking this class would result in an instant 'F' on my report card.
Period 3: Hon English 10 - C. Erickson
Eesh, I know I did bad in this class last year, but is it really necessary for my to take it over? Last time I checked, a 77% was a passing grade.
Period 4: Culinary Art I - O. Chaney
What? Cooking? I know I need to learn, but I didn't sign up.
Period 5: Math Year 3 - E. Miller
Holy crap! One right class!
Period 6: Chemistry - D. Crane
Okay, 2/6 classes right. You schedule people fail at life!
As you can see, things are obviously incorrect there. How exactly does one fail English, but get into Honors French? Did my schedule get mixed up with a French-Canadian exchange student or something? What was that schedule person smoking when he/she entered in the classes? It's not brain surgery. All my classes were on that sign-up sheet I filled out in March. (Or was it April? Meh, it was sometime around then.)
It took me an hour to get things on the right track. I also got kicked out of my web design class because it was full. Dumbasses. It wouldn't be full if you had entered the correct classes in the first place. Stop making me the brunt of your mistakes. As a result, I'm not going to be able to take that class until next year. I wanted that easy A class this year. My art class also got moved to second semester. I also didn't get the history teacher I wanted. (I sound like someone at a complaint department, don't I? I'll stop there and move onto happier points.) However, I do have dance last. (3rd period is last for those of you who aren't familiar with Hamilton's schedule.) That's the one good thing that came out of all this crap.
Anyways, feel free to laugh at my little mishap there. If my entire high school future didn't depend on it, it would actually be quite humorous.