Sorry I'm not a writer ... jeez
My apologies to those for whom my story was wrecked by the separation of the climax from the rest of the text. Doctors don't like to read a lot of jabber, so when writing nurses' patient reports we make sure to put the important stuff separate so a quick skim will tell the doctors all they need to know, and they can move on to their coffee breaks.
BRIAN HATES BABIES
For you guys, if you didn't like giraffes you would have seen that that was the central point of my story and therefore skipped the entire thing, instead of reading through and being disappointed at the end because you read a story about something you weren't a fan of.
I saved you misery.
And hopefully you read to the end of this post because you're interested either in Brian or babies. Unfortunately I have nothing to say about either.
BRIAN HATES BABIES
For you guys, if you didn't like giraffes you would have seen that that was the central point of my story and therefore skipped the entire thing, instead of reading through and being disappointed at the end because you read a story about something you weren't a fan of.
I saved you misery.
And hopefully you read to the end of this post because you're interested either in Brian or babies. Unfortunately I have nothing to say about either.